“Cranberry sauce is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Cranberry sauce the fruitcake of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called “the fruitcake of Thanksgiving.” That is to say, like fruitcake, it’s a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with fruitcake and Christmas) and at no other time,…
“Cranberry vodka counts as a Thanksgiving side, right?”
Cranberry is a traditional Thanksgiving meal side dish. Vodka usually is not associated with Thanksgiving, but there are cranberry vodka and Thanksgiving jokes. "Cranberries without #vodka ?…
“Dear Santa, Cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, I want money”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgemental bastard”
"Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "Judgmental" is given…
“Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard”
"Dear Santa, I was naughty and it was worth it. You fat judgmental bastard" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. Sometimes "Judgmental" is given…
“Dear Santa, You can leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa, You leave cash”
Not everyone wants presents for Christmas -- many people just need money. "Dear Santa, Cash" (also "Dear Santa, You leave cash" and "Dear Santa, You can leave cash")…
“Dear Santa: All I want is my gross pay”
"Dear Santa: All I want is my gross pay" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular on December 16, 2020, but exact authorship is not…
“December 25th feels more like a deadline than a holiday”
"Christmas is more of a deadline than a holiday" (or "Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday") is a saying that has been printed on many images. For people buying…
“Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish? He decided to go for brogue!”
"Brogue" sounds a little bit like "broke." A St. Patrick's Day pun is: "Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish? He decided to go for brogue!" The…
“Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote for Christmas…”
"Do not drink and wrap presents! Also if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m going to need that back!" was posted on Twitter by Yankee Jenn (and others) on December 15,…
“Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over”
A joke about Groundhog Day and the movie Groundhog Day (1993) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 2, 2015: "Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same…
“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle”
Christmas is often celebrated with tinsel decorations. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle!" means not to stress about Christmas. "Every Christmas, local councils get their…
“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell globes”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell more planets”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Earth Day is just a made-up holiday by big bang to sell more planets”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
“Easter egg hunts are proof that kids can find things when they really want to”
"Easter egg hunts prove that your child can find things when they want to" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can…
“Easter egg hunts are proof that your children can find things when they really want to”
"Easter egg hunts prove that your child can find things when they want to" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Easter Egg Hunts: proof your child can…