“Fruitcake is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door”
"Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door. Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright, wishing you a haunting night" is a popular Halloween saying that has been printed on many…
“Gingerbread is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I am a gift”
"Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I am a gift" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "On Christmas eve…
“Greatest Show (and Tell) on Earth” (Maker Faire slogan)
Maker Faire began in 2006 by Make magazine to "celebrate arts, crafts, engineering, science projects and the Do-It-Yourself (DIY) mindset." There are annual events on the east coast (New…
“Greatest Show on Earth”
The Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus bills itself as "The Greatest Show on Earth." Trademark records show a first use on July 21, 1891. New York City-born entertainer Dan…
“Green bean casserole is the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Gumdrops are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Halloween is coming up, so if you’re trying to scare me I’m afraid of boobs”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I’m afraid of boobies”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I’m afraid of titties”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“Halloween is only good for one thing. Which is…”
"Witches" sounds like "which is." "RT @timbuckteeth: Halloween is only good for one thing. Which is...." was posted on Twitter by Darcy Moore on October 31, 2009.…
“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas”
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
“Happy Mexican St. Patrick’s Day” (Cinco de Mayo)
Many people celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking Guinness stout, and then celebrate Cinco de Mayo by drinking Corona beer. "Cinco de Mayo is all about drinking.... just like St.…
“Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it”
Many people serve turkey on Thanksgiving, and they take a photo of it. "Happy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of…
“Happy whatever doesn’t offend you” (greeting)
"Happy whatever doesn't offend you" is a greeting appropriate for all holidays and all religions that has been printed in many images. "Merry Christmas," for example, might…
“Have to love Easter, baby” (pun on “Hasta la vista, baby”)
"Hasta la vista, baby" is a famous line that actor Arnold Schwarzenegger used in the film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. A holiday pun, "Have to love East, baby," has been printed…
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree”
"He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree." was cited in the Evening World-Herald (Omaha, NE) in a 1946 listing for the First Lutheran Church. "He…
“He who thanks with lips thanks but in part; the full, the true Thanksgiving comes from the heart”
A Thanksgiving rhyme has been printed on many images: "He who thanks but with the lipsThanks but in part;The full, the true Thanksgiving Comes from the heart." The short poem is from…
“Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…