“I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn’t complain”
"I can't complain" usually means "I have no complaints," but it can also mean "I'm not allowed to complain." A joke about an oppressive governmental regime…
“I believe in the two-party system—one on Friday night and one on Saturday night”
"I believe in the two-party system -- one on Friday night and one on Saturday night" is a jocular political saying that has been printed on many images. "Overheard on the elevator:…
“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Bartleby.comRespectfully Quoted: A Dictionary of Quotations. 1989. NUMBER: 1204 AUTHOR: Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) QUOTATION: If the American people ever allow private…
“I call bravo sierra” (“I call bullshit”)
"Bravo sierra" means, using the phonetic alphabet, the letters "B" and "S," and stands for the words "bull shit" (or "bullshit"). "I think…
“I can always remove my tin foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them” (joke)
"Lying" has more than one meaning. "I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they're standing" was posted on Twitter by Nathan…
“I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying” (joke)
"Lying" has more than one meaning. "I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they're standing" was posted on Twitter by Nathan…
“I can remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?”
"I can (always) remove my tin-foil hat. Can you remove your spike proteins?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, people who did…
“I can write in cursive so I’m basically a Founding Father at this point”
The Founding Fathers of the United States wrote documents in cursive, but most people seldom write in cursive today. Cursive is sometimes called "founding father handwriting."…
“I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just doing nothing”
Many people believe that politicians don't do a whole lot of work. "I used to sit around and do nothing all day. Then I got arrested for impersonating a politician" was posted on…
“I can’t believe I still have to protest this shit”
"I can't believe I/we still have to protest this crap/shit" is a popular sign at many protest marches. "I can't believe I still have to protest this crap" was printed…
“I can’t breathe” (anti-police brutality slogan)
Eric Garner died in Staten Island on July 17, 2014. A police officer had grabbed his neck (seemingly choking Garner), and a video of the incident recorded Garner saying, "I can't…
“I can’t even press charges on the guy who stole my explosives”
"Press charges" usually means to press "legal" charges. The expression usually has nothing to do with detonating explosives, but there are jokes. "Those who aim torpedoes…
“I can’t believe it’s riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was followed by George Floyd protests. "I can’t believe it’s riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up" was posted on Twitter by…
“I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy”
"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy" is a pro-gun slogan that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, T-shirts and posters. The saying has been cited in print…
“I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy”
"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy" is a gun rights saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in The Spokesman-Review (Spokane, WA) on August 9, 2007 and…
“I consider sex a misdemeanor. The more I miss, de meaner I get”
"I consider sex a misdemeanor. The more I miss, de meaner I get" (or "Sex is a misdemeanor. De more I miss de meaner I get") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“I continued the cycle of my own oppression today” (“I voted” sticker parody)
"I continued the cycle of my own oppression today" (made to look like the "I voted" sticker) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on a sticker)…
“I didn’t misgender you, you misgendered you, and I refused to play along”
"I didn't misgender you, you misgendered you, and I refused to play along" is a transgender saying that has been printed on many images. "I didn’t misgender you! You…
“I didn’t realize that my parents teaching me to tell the truth when I was a child…”
Entry in progress -- BP FacebookColleen WatersOctober 15, 2021 at 4:57 AM · Friday , been a good girl all week not been fb banned (yet) but most likely still on the watch list 👀😇(The…