“Your weekends last a lot longer if you start drinking on Thursdays”
"Your weekends last a lot longer if you start drinking on Thursdays" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's always a long weekend if you start drinking…
“Zombies hate fast food”
"Zombies hate fast food" is a saying that has been printed on many T-shirts, often with an illustration of a person running away from a pack of zombies. Snorg Tees possibly coined the…
“Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals who aren’t delicious”
Do people keep animals alive only if they're not good to eat? "I'm all for being an activist for animals as long as those animals aren't delicious" was posted on Twitter on…
“Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“Zucchini sounds more like a pasta than a vegetable”
"Zucchini" sounds to many English speakers more like a pasta than a vegetable. The "-ini" ending sound on pastas include bucatini, capellini, fettuccine, linguine and…
“Zucchini: Vegetable that can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it”
A jocular definition of zucchini is: "Zucchini: Vegetable that can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it." The jocular definition was posted to the newsgroup…
“Do you have a flavor?”/“La Croix: ‘I have the concept of a flavor.’”
La Croix Sparkling Water has many flavors, but some people describe them as just a "hint" or a "concept" of a flavor. "La Croix tastes like a hint of a flavor mixed with…
“For the amount of meat you get out of clam I feel like we could just leave em alone”
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
“How do you prepare your turkey for Christmas?”/“Oh, I just tell him he’s going to die.”
"Preparing" a turkey usually means cooking instructions, but not according to a Thanksgiving/Christmas turkey joke. This was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor on December 21, 2002:…
“I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… But I drink coffee, so screw them”
"I'm not everyone's cup of tea... But I drink coffee, so fuck them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@just1fool: I'm not everyone's cup…
“Life is like a teaspoon… I don’t know what this means, but I just feel like a motivational speaker”
A motivational speaker often says the phase "Life is like a ...," and this has led to many jocular formations of compounded nonsense sayings. The sayings/proverbs appear to be African,…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a chocolate because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a cookie because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a Red Bull because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it beer because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it coffee because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it iced coffee because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much liquor to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much vodka to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…