“You never really hear about anyone stress-eating vegetables”
Many people who are streesed eat a lot of junk food, such as cookies or ice cream. "Erica" posted a popular tweet on December 19, 2016: "You never really hear about anyone…
“You only live once. Lick the bowl”
"You only love once. Lick the bowl" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. People often lick the spoon, but licking the bowl -- that's adventurous! "You…
“You ordered pepper only” (pepperoni pizza joke)
A popular joke involves an American businessman who is in Japan and orders delivery of a pepperoni pizza. He receives something else. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google…
“You people who have just one glass of wine… What’s that like?”
"You people who have just one glass of wine... What's that like?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "People who casually have one glass of wine with…
“You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit”
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. CrossFit is a branded fitness regimen; the speaker's drinking will put…
“You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous”
"You say drunk and disorderly. I say spirited and spontaneous" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "You say drunk and disorderly I say spirited and…
“You say potato, I say vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill & Grace is an American sitcom created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan about the relationship between best friends Will Truman (Eric…
“You should be able to redeem brownie points for actual brownies”
"Brownie points" usually cannot be collected to earn brownies (a food), but many people wish that this would be the definition of the term. "FWIW, my kids were bitterly disappointed…
“You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!”
"You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!" has been printed on GIFs. American author Lauren Mracle wrote in ttfn (2006), a young-adult novel about instant…
“You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid, Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When we were kids Cheerios had one flavor and that flavor was paper”
Cheerios cereal now comes in many flavors. This was posted on X/Twitter by RunwayDan on June 1, 2014, and has been printed on many images: "You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors.…
“You think you have self-control until they bring the chips and salsa”
Mexican restaurants serve complimentary chips and salsa before the meal, and many people can't stop eating them. "You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa…
“You throw away the outside and keep the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside”
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
“You told me the tacos were Keto.”/“I said these are taquitos.”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. A popular meme shows one saying, "You told me the tacos were Keto," with the reply, "I said these are…
“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol”
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science" is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. The line was…
“You wanna pizza me?”
"You wanna pizza me?" (a pizza version of "Do you want a piece of me?" -- that is, the start of an argument or a fight) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana”
"You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio. "how to…
“You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“You wash dishes, and two weeks later you have to do it again”
Brooklyn-born comedian Joan Rivers (1933-2014) hated housework. She said in 1966: "You wash dishes, make the beds, dust -- and then two weeks later you have to do it all over again."…
“You were born a cow, but now you are a fish” (joke)
A popular Catholic joke is told about a person who eats meat on Friday, converts to Catholicism, but then still eats meat on Friday. He justifies this by baptizing his food, saying, "You were…