“What’s a kinky Italian’s favorite dish?”/“Fetish-ini Alfredo.”
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
“What’s a KKK member’s favorite donut?”/“White powder.”
A Ku Klux Klan (KKK) joke is that its members favor "white powder" donuts. "Propaganda editors at both Dunkin' Donuts and the KKK are perpetually nervous about the phrase…
“What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?”/“Pi.”
A math riddle is: Q: What's a math teacher's favorite dessert?A: Pi(e). The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008 and has been printed on several images. Yahoo! Answers…
“What’s a math teacher’s favorite drink?”/“Root beer.”
A math riddle is: Q: What's a math teacher's favorite drink?A: Root beer. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2016. “If you put root beer in a square cup, does it become…
“What’s a monster’s favorite bean?”/“A human bean.”
A popular monster riddle is: Q: What's a monster's favorite bean?A: A human bean. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1996, when it was included in a Halloween joke list.…
“What’s a penguin’s favorite type of pasta?”/“Penguini.”
"Linguine" is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn't have a "penguine" or "penguini" pasta made for (or of) penguins -- and there is no such named pasta…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?”/“Cheddarrrr.”
A pirate riddle about cheese is: Q: What's a pirate's favorite cheese?A: Cheddarrrr / Havarrrrrti / Yarrrrrrrrlsberg. "'Pirate's favorite cheese?'…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?”/“Havarrrrrti.”
A pirate riddle about cheese is: Q: What's a pirate's favorite cheese?A: Cheddarrrr / Havarrrrrti / Yarrrrrrrrlsberg. "'Pirate's favorite cheese?'…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?”/“Yarrrrrrrrlsberg.”
A pirate riddle about cheese is: Q: What's a pirate's favorite cheese?A: Cheddarrrr / Havarrrrrti / Yarrrrrrrrlsberg. "'Pirate's favorite cheese?'…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite food?”/“Arrrrrtichokes.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: What's a pirate's favorite food?A: Arrrrrtichokes. "What's a pirate's favorite food? an ARRRR-ange!" was cited on a message board in 2003.…
“What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?”/“Ships Ahoy!”
A pirate riddle is: Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?A: Ships Ahoy! The Chips Ahoy! cookie pun has been cited in print since at least 2003. Wikipedia: Chips Ahoy!Chips Ahoy!…
“What’s a pizza’s favorite relative?”/“Aunt Chovie.”
"Aunt Chovy" (or "Aunt Chovie") is a pun on "anchovy." "'My Uncle Jim is a great fish-eater.' 'So's your Aunt Chovy'" was printed in…
“What’s a pizza’s favorite relative?”/“Aunt Chovy.”
"Aunt Chovy" (or "Aunt Chovie") is a pun on "anchovy." "'My Uncle Jim is a great fish-eater.' 'So's your Aunt Chovy'" was printed in…
“What’s a porcupine’s favorite kind of sandwich?”/“Quilled cheese.”
Grilled cheese is not "quilled cheese," but there are jokes. "You know what a porcupine's favorite sandwich is, don't you? Quilled cheese" was posted on Reddit --…
“What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?”/“The Twist.”
There are at least two answers to a pretzel riddle. This version was posted on Twitter on May 18, 2010: Q: What's a pretzel's favorite dance?A: The Satlsa. A different answer was given on…
“What’s a rangoon to a rangoblin?”
There are crab rangoons, but no crab rangoblins. "whats a rangoon to rangoblin" was posted on X/Twitter by Breyland on April 23, 2014. "what's a crab rangoon to a crab…
“What’s a skier’s favorite lunch meat?”/“Slalami.”
The skiing term "slalom" is sometimes jokingly combined with "salami" to form the portmanteau word "slalami" or "slalomi." "The Slalami Promise: No more…
“What’s a survivalist’s favorite drink?”/“Dr Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What’s a survivalist’s favorite soda?”/“Dr Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What’s a teddy bear’s favorite pasta?”/“Tagliateddy.”
A pun on "tagliatelle" pasta is: Q: What's a teddy bear's favorite pasta?A: Tagliateddy. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.happy.valley on January 12, 2002. Wikipedia:…