“You’re never too old to beg for free candy” (Halloween saying)
Are some people to old to go out trick-or-treating on Halloween? "You're never too old to beg for free candy" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" is a jocular line that dates to at least the early 1800s. "No man could be called drunk, so long as he could…
“You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow”
"You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, only baby cows should be drinking a cow's milk.…
“You’re only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on & the friends you party with”
"You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you party/roll with" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Your only as strong…
“You’re redneck if entertainment is a bug zapper and a six-pack”
A popular redneck joke is: "You might be a redneck if......you consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment." American stand-up comedian Jeff Foxworthy wrote a book of…
“You’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?” (chicken fried rice joke)
The Chinese restaurant dish of "chicken fried rice" is fried rice with chicken; it is not rice that is fried by a chicken. "There's no way in hell a chicken fried this…
“You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?”
"You're telling me a crab ran this goon?" (or "So you're telling me a crab ran this goon?") is a joke on "crab rangoon" that has been printed on many images.…
“You’re telling me a whore made these derves?”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is difficult for many Americans to spell. The term has nothing to do with whores, but there are jokes. "First the simple whore derves" was printed in The…
“You’re the apple to my pie”
The "apple of my eye" is an old idiom. "You're the apple to my pie" is another apple saying that has been printed on many images. "You’re the apple in my pie"…
“You’re the cheese to my macaroni”
Macaroni and cheese is a popular food combination. The movie Juno (2007), written by Diabo Cody (who won an Academy Award for her original screenplay), contained this line: "Juno MacGuff: As…
“You’re the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi…worthless”
"You're the Cream in My Coffee" (1928) is a popular song, but not all food combinations work. "You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi,…
“You’ve got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat”
People sometimes forget to eat, but comedienne Marsha Warfield (who was plus size) said in February 1987, "I hate skinny people. They forget to eat. Now, what kind of stupid is that?" In…
“You’ve Tried the Rest, Now Try the Best”
"You've Tried the Rest, Now Try the Best" has been on pizza boxes for about forty or fifty years. The saying is over 100 years old. I found it first used by a New York City…
“Your best thinking got you here” (Alcoholics Anonymous saying)
"Your best thinking got you here" is a slogan of Alcoholic Anonymous. “Your best thinking got you here" has been cited in print since at least 1988 and is of unknown authorship.…
“Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside”
"Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside" is a jocular saying against drinking alcohol. "Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author…
“Your fast food can be your last food”
"Your fast food can be your last food" is a fast food saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on the website Sloganshub on December 27, 2015 and on Twitter…
“Your finest Scotch, please” (Scotch tape joke)
There's a difference between Scotch whisky and Scotch tape, but there have been several jokes. "A glass of your finest Scotch tape" was posted on Twitter on August 18, 2015.…
“Your liver is stronger than your heart. It’s safer to get drunk than to fall in love”
"Remember/Reminder, your liver is stronger than your heart. It's safer to get drunk than to fall in love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying…
“Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket”
"Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket" (a pun on "waste basket") is a saying that has appeared on many diet and nutrition websites. The term "waist basket"…
“Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed”
"Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed" appeared on Reddit's "Shower Thoughts" on October 28 2013. It has been included as one of the top "Shower Thoughts,"…