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October 14, 2013
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a musician and a pizza?” (joke)

Many jokes are told about penniless musicians. One popular joke is: Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?A. A pizza can feed a family of four. The joke has been cited in…

February 25, 2017
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?”/“An emo pizza slices itself.”

An "emo" joke has been told on several images: Q: What's the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?A: An emo pizza cuts/slices itself. The "emo pizza" joke has been…

August 23, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a platypus and a head of lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”

"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…

July 15, 2020
Food/DrinkPets (Dogs, Cats, Horses)

“What’s the difference between a rabid dog and a hot dog?” (riddle)

“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…

December 21, 2017
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?” (joke)

Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Ritz CrackersRitz Crackers are a brand of snack cracker introduced by Nabisco in 1934. Outside the United States, the Ritz Cracker brand is made by a subsidiary…

May 20, 2020
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?”/“Seasoning.”

A spring/summer roll riddle was posted on Twitter by VP on March 20, 2013: Q: What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?A: The seasoning. A just slightly different riddle was…

June 27, 2017
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a T-bone steak and a meteorite?” (riddle)

"Meteor" sounds like "meatier." A pun is: Q: What’s the difference between a T-bone steak and a meteorite? A: One’s meaty and the other’s a little meteor. This is not…

August 23, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?”/“One is a funny beast…”

"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…

August 23, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”

"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…

March 21, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?” (riddle)

"As I feasted at our company end-of-year dinner, I reflected on my underpowered computer, noting that for dinner I was having rack of lamb, but at work I had a lack of RAM. (Mark…

September 13, 2016
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?” (joke)

A popular joke about vitamins is: Q: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?A: You can't hear a vitamin. That is, you can hear a "hormone" ("whore…

June 14, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?”/“The apple gets picked.”

An apple riddle is: Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?A: The apple gets picked. The dark joke has been cited in print since at least October 2020.…

March 6, 2016
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a hooker with diarrhea?” (joke)

An off-color spoonerism is: Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a hooker with diarrhea?A: The oyster fisherman shucks between fits, and ... The joke has been…

March 4, 2016
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?”/“One less drunk.”

A popular Irish joke is: Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?A: There is one less drunk at the wake. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1966. Old…

September 2, 2014
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?” (joke)

"What's the difference beteen beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.90 while deer nuts are always under a buck." The "beer nuts"/"deer nuts" joke is a very…

March 29, 2018
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?”/“Where you put the cucumber.”

A not-safe-for-work riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?A: Where you put the cucumber. The joke was posted on Twitter on January 5,…

August 23, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between bigfoot and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”

"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…

December 24, 2015
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?”/“Kids won’t eat broccoli.”

Children hate certain foods. A popular joke is: Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?A: Kids won't eat broccoli. "What's the difference between Brussels sprouts…

July 24, 2020
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between Coors beer and a clitoris?” (NFSW riddle)

A NFSW riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 23, 2014: Q: What is the difference between Coors beer and a clitoris?A: A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second. The joke has been told…

March 21, 2022
Food/Drink

“What’s the difference between Gordon Ramsay’s favorite dish and a slow running computer?” (riddle)

"As I feasted at our company end-of-year dinner, I reflected on my underpowered computer, noting that for dinner I was having rack of lamb, but at work I had a lack of RAM. (Mark…

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