“You know what rhymes with golf? Wine”
There is no rhyme for "golf," but there are jokes. "You know what rhymes with golf? Beer/Wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "YOU KNOW WHAT rhymes with…
“You know what rhymes with Monday? Coffee”
"You know what rhymes with Monday? Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee rhymes with Monday, but not really.." was posted on Twitter by Jon…
“You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don’t have to cook”
"You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don't have to cook" is an anti-cooking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 20,…
“You know what they say about drinking too much tequila…”
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" is a popular song that was recorded by Joe Nichols in 2005. "You know what they say about tequila? Nvm forgot, too much tequila......" -- a…
“You know when something is lost when you check the fridge for it”
Food is kept in a refrigerator, and usually only food. It is the last place one would look for a phone or a wedding ring, but sometimes people get desperate. "You know something is really lost…
“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that”
"You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies don’t do that" is a jocular cookie saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown… Doughnuts never do that”
"You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it... Doughnuts never do that" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake”
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake" is an old joke that has been printed on many images. However, people older than teenage years usually just have…
“You know you’re at a gay barbecue when the wieners taste like shit”
A hot dog riddle (NSFW) is: Q: How do you known you're at a gay barbecue?A: The hot dogs taste like shit. The joke is about "hot dogs" (or "wieners") resembling male…
“You know you’re drinking too much coffee when you don’t sweat, you percolate”
"I'm so addicted to coffee, I don't sweat. I percolate" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...…
“You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your PIN”
"You know you’re drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number" is a jocular line about confusing the microwave with an ATM machine. "Ever enter…
“You know you’re drunk when you put food in the microwave and then enter your PIN”
Many people mistakenly put a PIN in the microwave keypad. "YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave" was posted on Twitter by Twila Marie on…
“You know you’re drunk when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on”
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on" is a jocular saying about drunkenness that has been printed on several images. "You know…
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake”
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake" is an old joke that has been printed on many images. However, people older than teenage years usually just have…
“You know you’re good friends with someone when you know your way around their kitchen”
A kitchen is usually a place that formal guests never see -- they just see the food coming out of it. However, a good friend often shares the entire food process (both cooking and eating) with you.…
“You look like I could use a drink” (“You look like I need another drink”)
"You look like I could use a drink" (or "You look like I need a/another drink") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers…
“You made it out of bed! Congratulations! You deserve a coffee for that!”
"You made it out of bed! Congratulations! You deserve a coffee for that!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You made it out of bed!!! Congratulations!!! You…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagna.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘G’ in ‘lasagne.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…
“You might as well go ahead and pronounce the ‘P’ in ‘raspberry.’ Nothing matters anymore”
"Salmon" has a silent letter "L." "You might as well go ahead and pronounce the 'L' in 'salmon.' Nothing matters anymore" was posted on Twitter by…