“You don’t have to eat less. You just have to eat right”
"You don't have to eat less. You just have to eat right" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in the book Weight Loss: How to Keep Your…
“You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food”
"You don't need a silver fork to eat good food" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that you don't have to be rich to eat well. The…
“You don’t win friends with salad”
"You don't win friends with salad!" is what Homer Simpson and family danced in a conga line before vegetarian daughter Lisa on the animated television show The Simpsons ("Lisa…
“You don’t realize how hard you chew until you bite the inside of your cheek”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteven Russell@StevenTweetinYou never realize how hard you chew your food until you bite your own tongue :(2:01 PM · Sep 22, 2010·ÜberSocialOrig…
“You get what you get and you don’t get upset”
"You get what you get and you don't get upset" is a saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. The saying is popular in preschool and is frequently used when the…
“You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it’s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch”
Many people who order a sub at Subway feel like they're eating a whole loaf of bread in one sitting. "'Ha! And you thought you couldn't eat an entire loaf of bread.' - me…
“You haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running”
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Trying to get a word in edgewise…
“You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart”
A vampire is killed by a stake to the heart. There's a vegetarian version in the riddle: Q: How do you kill a vegetarian vampire?A: Drive a steak through his heart. The joke was cited in the…
“You knew summer was coming & u just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“You knew summer was coming but you still kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“You know it’s real fall when Mallomars are out”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“You know summer is over when Mallomars are back on the shelf”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“You know that stash of food napkins in your glove box? It’s their time to shine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to shortages in toilet paper. This was posted on Facebook by Heather Morgan on March 11, 2020: "You know that stash of food napkins in your glove box?…
“You know what I mean, jelly bean?” (YKWIMJB)
"You know what I mean, jelly bean?" is a rhyming slang phrase that was used in the teen talk of the 1940s and 1950s. "What you mean, jelly bean?" was cited in an August 1944…
“You know what really floats my boat? Archimedes principle of relative buoyancy”
"Whatever floats your boat" is an idiom, meaning whatever makes someone happy. This does not involve the floating of boats, but there are jokes. "You know what really floats my boat?…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Beer”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…
“You know what rhymes with Friday? Bourdon”
"You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There is no rhyme, of course, but it's the weekend and the speaker no longer…