“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown… Doughnuts never do that”

“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it… Doughnuts never do that” is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Girl On Tapas on November 21, 2017.
 
       
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Girl On Tapas 💚
@girlontapas
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it…
Doughnuts never do that.
6:45 AM - 21 Nov 2017
   
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Dewey Grant
@DewGrant
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it…
Doughnuts never do that…
#FactOfTheDay
3:05 PM - 22 Nov 2017
   
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Avid Oct
@oct_avid
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it…
Doughnuts never do that.
9:28 PM - 22 Nov 2017
   
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suzie
@zooziee
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown after a day or two..and has that icky gross water in it…
Yeh cakes never do that…just saying!!
3:52 AM - 23 Nov 2017
   
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Doors Unlimited, Inc
@doorsunlimited
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts turning brown and gets gross water in it ?                    Well Krispy Kreme donuts never do that
5:06 PM - 29 Nov 2017
   
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Noah Kisselback
@nkiss3030
You know when you buy a bag of salad and then it gets old and turns brown? Donuts never do that.
10:32 PM - 3 Dec 2017
 
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Gold E Lox
@StephiHill
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it . . . Yeah, Doughnuts never do that.
12:27 PM - 18 Jul 2018