“Why were the coffee beans upset?”/“Because they were grounded.”
A coffee riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 24, 2015: Q: Why were the coffee beans upset?A: Because they were grounded. This was the "Laugh of the Day" on…
“Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?”/“Because Batman swore to protect goth ham.”
"Gotham" is not the same as "goth ham," but a riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 18, 2020: Q: Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?A: Because…
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things…”
"Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Why’s it customary for a woman to cook in a marriage?”/“By law, you have to feed the prisoner.”
A marriage joke (usually stated as a conversation between father and child) was posted on Twitter by Cymru on March 24, 2022: "(Child -- ed.) Why is it customary for the woman to cook in a…
“Why’s the bow-tie pasta afraid to jump off a cliff?”/“Because it’s a Farfalle.”
"Farfalle" (also called "bow-tie pasta" and "butterfly pasta") can sound like "far fall," and there are jokes. "Why's the bow-tie pasta afraid to…
“Wife has left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now”
"Cannelloni" pasta sounds like "kind of lonely." A popular pun is: "Wife has left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now."…
“Wild Turkey is my spirit animal”
"My spirit animal is Grey Goose" (a brand of vodka) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My spirit animal is Grey Goose" was posted on Twitter by…
“Will work for food”
"Will work for food' is a saying that might appear on a crudely written cardboard sign, carried by a homeless person. It's the picture of despair. Although the saying seemingly dates…
“Wine—How classy people get wasted”
"Wine -- How classy people get drunk/shitfaced/trashed/wasted" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and buttons. "WINE! How Classy…
“Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Wine + dinner = winner”
"Wine + dinner = winner" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine+dinner= Winner!" was posted on Twitter by Monica Brady on August 28, 2010. "And while…
“Wine consumed as comfort drink is an emotional sup port beverage”
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on November 7, 2022. The Showerthought received over 22,000 "up"…
“Wine corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Wine flies when you’re having fun”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Wine flies when you're having fun" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Wine flies…
“Wine improves with age—I improve with wine”
A popular T-shirt saying is "Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.” The saying appears to have been cited in print since 2007. Zazzle.comWine Improves With Age I Improve With Wine…
“Wine in, whine out”
"Wine in, whine out" (that is, when there is wine there is no more whining) is a saying that has been put on T-shirts and other items. The saying has been cited in print since the book…
“Wine is bottled poetry” (“Wine is poetry in a bottle”)
Scottish novelist and poet Robert Louis Stevenson visited Caliornia's Napa Valley and spoke to its wine growers in 1880, resulting in the travel memoir The Silverado Squatters (1883).…
“Wine is cheaper than therapy”
"Wine is cheaper than therapy" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Allison Bennett on April 21, 2009/ "Ice cream is cheaper…
“Wine is divine”
"Wine is divine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Wine is divine" was printed in The New Northwest (Portland, OR) on July 31, 1874. "Candy is dandy,…
“Wine is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…