“You can all come out now. I’ve had my coffee”
Some people aren't themselves until they've had a cup of coffee. "You can (all) come out now. I've had my coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that”
"Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise" (or "You can always trust me. Not alone with cake, but other than that") is a saying that has been printed on…
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world & there’s still somebody who hates peaches”
Not everybody is everyone's "cup of tea." American burlesque dancer and model Dita Von Teese used a different expression: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,…
“You can catch more flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly”
"You can catch more flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys (by) being fly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Honey catches more flies than vinegar" is…
“You can catch more flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly”
"You can catch more flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys (by) being fly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Honey catches more flies than vinegar" is…
“You can change a cucumber into a pickle, but you can’t turn a pickle back into a cucumber”
"You can change a cucumber into a pickle, but you can't turn a pickle back into a cucumber" is a saying used at Alcoholics Anonymous and other organizations. The saying means that…
“You can do it.—Coffee”
"You can do it! -- Coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'You can do it.' - coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Taylor Adams on July 21,…
“You can do it.—Tequila”
"You can do it. -- Tequila" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "You Can Do It -Tequila" was on Google Books in 2019. "'You can do it!'-…
“You can do it.—Vodka”
"You can do it. -- Vodka" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "'Trust me. You can do it.' Love, Vodka" was posted on Facebook by Belinda Campano on…
“You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night, and the calories will simply get divided between the two days”
Many people set daily limits for calories. This diet hack was posted on X/Twitter by Vats on March 1, 2024: "You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night , and the calories…
“You can enjoy pizza with 3 friends if 3 of them are sleeping”
"Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead" is a classic saying from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack (1735). A pizza variation of this saying is: "You can…
“You can get a man with face powder, but it takes baking powder to keep him”
"You can get a man with face powder, but it takes baking powder to keep him" means that beauty ("face powder") attracts a man to a woman, but good cooking ("baking…
“You can literally go the rest of your life without eating”
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
“You can live three weeks without food, three days without water, but not a moment without hope”
"A man can live three weeks without food, three days without water, and three minutes without air, but he cannot live three seconds without hope" is a popular saying. The American…
“You can never be sure how many beers you had last night” (Heineken Uncertainty Principle)
"You can never be sure how many beers you had last night" has been called the "Heineken Uncertainty Principle" -- a physics pun on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The…
“You can only say ‘WTF’ so many times a day until you decide to start drinking”
"You can only say 'WTF' ('What the fuck?" -- ed.) so many times a day until you decide to start drinking" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several…
“You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie, but put a banana in and it’s a banana smoothie”
Many people believe that it doesn't matter what else is in a smoothie -- if you put a banana in, it's a banana smoothie. "You know how no matter what else you put in a smoothie, if…
“You can put literally any topping other than cheese on a hamburger and it’s still a hamburger”
A hamburger with cheese on it is not longer a hamburger -- it's a cheeseburger. However, you can load a hamburger up with ketchup, mustard, onions, lettuce, pickles and more, and it's…
“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by the way he eats jelly beans”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in January 1981, just before he was inaugurated U.S. president, as reported by the Associated Press: "'You can tell a lot about a fella's…
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out”
American comedian Jay Leno is credited with a popular Thanksgiving joke: "You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." Leno probably said it on…