“Wife has left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now”

“Cannelloni” pasta sounds like “kind of lonely.” A popular pun is:
   
“Wife has left me because of my fetish with touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.”
 
The joke became popular on Twitter on June 16, 2011.
 
   
Wikipedia: Cannelloni
Cannelloni (pronounced [kannelˈloːni]; Italian for “large reeds”) are a cylindrical type of pasta generally served baked with a filling and covered by a sauce in Italian cuisine. Some types of cannelloni need to be boiled beforehand, while for others it is enough to use a more dilute sauce or filling.
 
Twitter
Carl
‏@thatmagicbloke
My wife has just packed her bags and left me because of my pasta touching fetish. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
1:23 AM - 16 Jun 2011
   
Twitter
Bobby Brown ©
‏@BobbyBrown2309
My wife has packed her bags and gone because of my pasta touching fetish.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
2:12 AM - 16 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
Rondelle Hobbs
‏@RondelleHobbs
My girlfriend just left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
5:04 AM - 16 Jun 2011
 
17 June 2011, The Independent (London, UK), “The news in 140 characters,” pg. 22:
My girlfriend left me because she thought it was weird how much I love touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now. (Adland Suit, digital blogger)
 
Reddit—Jokes
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta…
submitted Fberuary 20, 2014 by [deleted]
...I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
 
Reddit—Jokes
My wife left me because I couldn’t control my pasta touching fetish…
submitted October 1, 2014 by Bearded_bat
I’m feeling cannelloni right now
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
My wife has packed her bags and gone!!
Just because of my fetish with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
3:29 PM - 13 Jan 2016
 
Twitter
Fraser Mclean
‏@Fjmclean
@MathsDebation @Ginofantastico @jamieoliver
Wife has left me because of my fetish with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
10:28 AM - 15 Jan 2017
 
Twitter
John Mully
‏@johnmully1
Valentine’s Day pasta meal for one
I’m feeling cannelloni
11:58 AM - 14 Feb 2017