“You are what you eat.”/“I need to eat a skinny person.”
A popular one-panel comic strip (cited in print since at least April 2009) by "BRIAN" has this dialogue: BUNNY: Don't forget. You are what you eat. BEAR: I need to eat a skinny…
“You aren’t necessarily what you eat. If you eat a vegetarian, you probably are not a vegetarian”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“You booze, you lose”
"You booze, you lose" is a popular rhyme that is often used in anti-drunk driving campaigns. "With dope, there's hope, but with booze you lose" was cited in print in 1967.…
“You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the beer, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the booze, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the tequila, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You bring the wine, I’ll bring the bad decisions”
"You bring the alcohol/beer/booze/tequila/wine, I'll bring the bad decisions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You bring the booze and I'll bring the bad…
“You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage”
"You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I sneak my coffee into public places by claiming it as an…
“You call them calories. I call them delicious points”
"Calories? You mean delicious points" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "You call them calories. I call them yummy points" has also been printed on many…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally bake a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a cake”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a crème brûlée”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a sandwich”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make a soufflé”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make food”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a baby, but you can’t accidentally make fries”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…
“You can accidentally make a person, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza”
It's frequently joked that people can "accidentally" make a baby, but that people can't accidentally make food. "You can accidentally make a baby, but you can't…