“WTF—Wine Tasting Friends”
The initials "WTF" usually stand for "What The Fuck." "Wine Tasting Friends" is a jocular explanation of the "WTF" letters. "WTF Wine Tasting…
“WTF Where’s The Frybread”
"WTF Where's The Frybread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck." "Dinner time. WTF?!?!…
“Y’all better eat the damn black eyed peas this year!”
In the Southern United States, eating black-eyed peas is a New Year's Day tradition and is thought to help bring prosperity in the new year. However, many mothers cook the people, but the…
“Y’all knew summer was coming and y’all just kept eating”
People usually try to get in shape for the summer, when the weather is warmer and they will be wearing less clothing. "You knew summer was coming and you just kept eating" (or "You…
“Y’all know what’s never been recalled because of E-coli? Wine”
Lettuce has been recalled for E-coli. "Bourbon/Vodka/Whiskey/Wine has never been recalled for E-coli" has been printed on many images. "Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey…
“Y’all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut it”
"Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it" (or "Y’all be ordering welI done steaks & shaking the whole table trying to cut…
“Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?”
Cauliflower has been put to many uses, especially by vegetarians and vegans. "Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?" was posted on Twitter by Jay on September…
“Yeast breads are made from fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yeast makes bread fluffy by eating sugar and filling it with fungus farts”
"fungus farts = bread" was posted on Twitter by Kevin on April 26, 2011. "Primary ingredients of bread: flour and fungus farts" was posted on Twitter by Justin K Phillips on…
“Yes! We Have No Bananas”
"Yes! We Have No Bananas" is a popular song, written by Frank Silver and Irving Cohen in 1922. Eddie Cantor sung it in the 1922 Broadway revue Make It Snappy. The song tells of a Greek…
“Yesterday I wanted coffee. Now I’m drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people”
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
“Yesterday, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment”
“He said, ‘You remind me of a pepper pot.’ I said, ‘I’ll take that as a condiment’” is a joke that has been told by many British comedians. There are other condiment variations.…
“Yesterday’s meatloaf is tomorrow’s sloppy joe”
What goes into that sloppy joe sandwich? "Yesterday's meatloaf is tomorrow's sloppy joe" was posted on Twitter by Autumn Woods on May 31, 2009. "Todays meatloaf,…
“Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for cooking”
Old SPice is the name of an American brand of male grooming products> It's not a spice, but there's a "yo mama" insult joke: "Yo mama is so dumb, she uses Old Spice for…
“Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O. OBCD”
"OBCD" sounds like "obesity." "OBCD" weas entered in the Urban Dictionary on April 7, 2011. "OBCD" should not be confused with "OCD"…
“Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“Yo mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops." The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house." The joke has been cited in print since…
“Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, when she went skydiving she caused an eclipse." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August…