“Wontons are just Chinese ravioli”
Dumplings is a dish that is sometimes compared to ravioli. "Chinese ravioli" was printed in the book San Francisco's Chinatown (1936), and the earliest cites usually referred to…
“Wood fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now?”
A pizza joke posted on Twitter by Carson @ Vidcon on July 8, 2019 showed Carson see a "WOOD FIRED PIZZA" sign and declare: "Wood-fired pizza? How will pizza get a job now?"…
“Worcestershire sauce is just American soy sauce”
Worcestershire sauce has been compared to soy sauce. "worcestershire is american soy sauce" was posted on Twitter by "the stupid goblin man" on May 29, 2009.…
“Worcestershire sauce is just British soy sauce”
Worcestershire sauce has been compared to soy sauce. "worcestershire is american soy sauce" was posted on Twitter by "the stupid goblin man" on May 29, 2009.…
“Worcestershire sauce is just the white man’s soy sauce”
Worcestershire sauce has been compared to soy sauce. "worcestershire is american soy sauce" was posted on Twitter by "the stupid goblin man" on May 29, 2009.…
“Worcestershire sauce is just white people’s soy sauce”
Worcestershire sauce has been compared to soy sauce. "worcestershire is american soy sauce" was posted on Twitter by "the stupid goblin man" on May 29, 2009.…
“Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me”
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me" is a pun-filled coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I can not espresso how much you bean to me" was posted on…
“Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon”
"Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "Work Hard. Play Hard. Be Kind. Eat Bacon. Bacon is good stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“World peace begins in the kitchen”
"World peace begins in the kitchen" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The peace usually means a non-animal (vegan) diet, but sometimes it just means sharing world…
“Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids”
Children are often taught about worms in apples. "Growing up, I thought quicksand and worms in apples would be much more prevalent problems in my life. I have yet to encounter either" was…
“Worries go down better with ice cream”
"Worries go down better with soup than without" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is frequently shortened to "Worries go down better with soup."…
“Worries go down better with soup than without”
"Worries go down better with soup than without" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is frequently shortened to "Worries go down better with soup."…
“Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a "crackhead," but there are jokes. "Who called it a nutcracker and…
“Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?”/“No, but an applewood.”
Applewood smoked cheddar sounds like "apple would," prompting the pun: Q: Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?A: No, but an applewood. The joke was cited on Twitter on September 17,…
“Would you like a glass of water?”/“I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
A classic drinking saying has one person ask for something to drink. "Would you like a glass of water?" replies the other. "I'm thirsty, not dirty!" the person explains.…
“Would you like some cheese with that whine?”
Wine and cheese is a popular combination. "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" is a joke saying that dates in print to at least 1991. The saying was made popular in the early…