“Why is a salad shooter like the end of a church sermon?”/“Lettuce spray.”

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What does a clergyman use to get rid of garden pests?
Lettuce spray.
4:43 PM - 31 Aug 2017
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Why is a salad shooter like the end of a church sermon? self.3amjokes
Submitted December 23, 2017 by pyrrhios
“Lettuce spray”.