“Welcome to Chocoholics Anonymous. Would anyone like to pick a Topic?”
"Topic" is a chocolate bar made by Mars, Incorporated and sold in Europe. "Pick a topic any topic and i'll be ready in an hour! hmmm topic, nuts and chocolate!" was posted…
“Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you’ve loved for years suddenly seem determined to destroy you”
A saying about aging was posted on Facebook by Neah Alina on April 4, 2024, and is of unknown authorship: "Welcome to growing older. Where all the foods and drinks you've loved for years…
“Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill you”
As people get older, they can often not eat the same foods that they've been accustomed to eating. "Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill…
“Welcome to middle aged. All the foods you ever loved are now trying to kill you”
As people get older, they can often not eat the same foods that they've been accustomed to eating. "Welcome to middle age. All the foods you’ve ever loved are now trying to kill…
“Welcome to quarantine. You’re gonna need bigger pants”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people being locked down at home -- and eating and getting fat. "The quarantine baking has begun. If this stretches to 8 weeks I’m going to…
“Welcome to Texas where ‘Who made the tea?’ means this tea is nasty”
"Welcome to the South where 'Who made the tea?' means this tea is nasty" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Tea is noticed only when it's bad.…
“Welcome to the South where ‘Who made the tea?’ means this tea is nasty”
"Welcome to the South where 'Who made the tea?' means this tea is nasty" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Tea is noticed only when it's bad.…
“Well-behaved women rarely ever make history. Or a decent soufflé”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
“Well-behaved women rarely make decent margaritas”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
“Well-behaved women rarely make history. Or decent margaritas”
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" (or "Well-behaved women rarely make history") is a famous quote from American historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich. "Well-behaved women…
“Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit”
"Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit" (or, "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit") is a mock Southern expression for surprise. There are many jocular expressions…
“Whale oil beef hooked” (How to speak Irish in one easy lesson)
"Whale oil beef hooked" are words that have been printed on many images. Supposedly, it's a joke of how an Irish persons says, "Well, I'll be fucked." The words have…
“What are ‘derves’? I heard the whores love ‘em”
"Hors d'oeuvres" is difficult for many Americans to spell. The term has nothing to do with whores, but there are jokes. "First the simple whore derves" was printed in The…
“What are apricots?”/“Where monkeys sleep.”
Apricots aren't made from apes or cots, but there's a riddle: Q: What are apricots?A: Where monkeys sleep. The joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2009.…
“What are Santa’s favorite potato chips?”/“Crisp Pringles.”
"Kris Kringle" can sound like "crisp Pringles" (Pringles is an American brand of stackable potato-based crisps), and of course, there are jokes. "Last night I was visited…
“What are the two things you can’t eat for breakfast?” (riddle)
"What are the two things you can't eat for breakfast?" is a classic food riddle. "Lunch and dinner" is the answer. "You know, there are two things that I can't…
“What are unhappy cranberries called?”/“Blueberries.”
"What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries." The cranberries joke -- included in many Thanksgiving joke collections -- has been cited in print since at least 1986. Google BooksThe…
“What are you eating and how can I help?—dogs”
Dogs often watch (and beg) while people are eating. A joke was posted on Twitter by Elizabeth Hackett on July 20, 2017: "WHAT ARE YOU EATING AND HOW CAN I HELP?-- dogs" TwitterElizabeth…
“What are you when you can’t decide on what pizza to get?”/“Indeslicesive.”
"Indeslicesive" (indecisive + slice) means that someone can't decide on what slice to eat. The jokes usually involve a pizza slice, but the term could apply to other slices (such as…
“What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?”/“Prime rib.”
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…