“The recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is…” (joke)
Marble cake isn’t made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes.
“Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.poems on December 2, 1997. “What is marble cake does it have real marbles?” was posted on Twitter by MoisterBlueSky ♫ 🌈 on March 17, 2010. “Since it isn’t made with real marbles, I won’t buy marble cake” was posted on Twitter by (((Mark Campbell))) on June 20, 2011. “If only marble cake was made out of real marbles” was posted on Twitter by Tallie Louise Wright on October 18, 2011.
“A piece of cake” is an idiom meaning something easy. “When they tell you it’s a piece of cake, what they don’t tell you is it’s marble cake made with real marbles” was posted on Twitter by Khan on July 24, 2016.
“‘Marble cake is has ruined my life’ - me to my dentist with crushed marble on my clothes and broken teeth with a blood front” was posted on Twitter by chase on March 11, 2017. “the recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is. Totally unrelated topic - anybody know a good dentist?” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 17, 2022.
Wikipedia: Marble cake
A marble cake (or Marmor) is a cake with a streaked or mottled appearance (like marble) achieved by very lightly blending light and dark batter. It can be a mixture of vanilla and chocolate cake, in which case it is mainly vanilla, with streaks of chocolate. Other possibilities are strawberry or other fruit flavors, or (particularly in marbled coffee cakes) cinnamon or other spices.
Google Groups: rec.arts.poems
Funny poems
CHAIRMANSTEVE
Dec 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
His parents went out letting Dennis bake
For their anniversary a marble cake,
But before his father found out the truth,
He had broken and lost a tooth,
Because one boy a recipe really garbles:
Dennis had put in real marbles!
Twitter
Tina Campbell
@lil_ms_tina
@chinablue79 lol well say how u really feel? Did u know hes leaving? What is marble cake does it have real marbles? X
7:52 PM · Jun 12, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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MoisterBlueSky ♫ 🌈
@MoisterBlueSky
RT @pattypad: @DerryGriffin Goodnight Derry(again) a large slice of marble cake for you tomorrow. X // Do you use real marbles? Night xx
8:28 PM · Mar 17, 2010·TweetDeck
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AJC
@PerfickPuds
Marble cake made…...got real marbles in it. Bit like a sixpence in a Xmas Pud!
6:12 PM · Sep 16, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
(((Mark Campbell)))
@MrWordsWorth
Since it isn’t made with real marbles, I won’t buy marble cake.
11:00 AM · Jun 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Tallie Louise Wright
@tallie_louise
Such a day of giggles today @Brad_Gamma “If only marble cake was made out of real marbles” “I didn’t know it was real” northern @birch_dan
5:21 PM · Oct 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Rachel
@RachYounggg
Brandys daughter just asked if we put real marbles in the marble cake #uhhh
8:20 PM · Mar 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Carrie Decker
@carandgem
Whomever decided it was ok for marble cake to be made without using real marbles has a lot to answer for.
9:15 PM · May 16, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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G. Behn
@gwbehn
Marble Cake made with real marbles #RuinADessert
@midnight
3:53 AM · Oct 14, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Khan
@MyPornKhan
When they tell you it’s a piece of cake, what they don’t tell you is it’s marble cake made with real marbles.
12:17 AM · Jul 24, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Tim
@KingMiltank
Just baked a marble cake. With real marbles.
6:47 PM · Sep 8, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
chase
@swanboiOG
“Marble cake is has ruined my life” - me to my dentist with crushed marble on my clothes and broken teeth with a blood front.
1:54 AM · Mar 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Tom Cotter
@TomCotterComic
I made Marble Cake tonight, and I used real marbles. #Heimlichmaneuver #Dentists
9:57 PM · Jun 1, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/leegunter July 17, 2022
the recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is.
Totally unrelated topic - anybody know a good dentist?
COMMENTS
grendel123
Don’t take your teeth for granite.
Twitter
JOKES BOT
@JOKE_BOT_
the recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is.
Totally unrelated topic - anybody know a good dentist?
4:05 AM · Jul 17, 2022·Joke_bot__