“The ‘W’ in Wednesday stands for wine”
"The 'W' in Wednesday stands for wine" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on several images. "the 'w' every wednesday begins with? it stands for…
“The 12-Step Chocoholics Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate”
The first "twelve step program" was used by Alcoholics Anonymous in the 1930s. "The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate" is a jocular…
“The 5 Love Languages (of Coffee)”
"The 5 Love Languages (of Coffee)" has been printed on many images. The book The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate (1992) by Baptist pastor Gary…
“The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog”
A "5-second rule" is an unscientific rule that food dropped on the floor can be eaten if picked up within five seconds. "The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not…
“The air fryer was probably invented by a guy who just wanted reheated french fries to taste good”
Reheating fast food french fries in a microwave oven usually doesn't work. “Going back to your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries” is a saying. However, air fryers make reheating…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (with an image) was posted on…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check" was posted on Twitter by FunnyJoker on November 14, 2009. The saying quickly went viral. "The answer…
“The apple never falls far from the tree” (proverb)
"The apple never falls far from the tree" is an old proverb that means that children (the apple) tend to inherit characteristics from their parents (the tree). The saying has been printed…
“The area of space in the donut after you remove the donut hole is a don’tnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“The atomic structure of salad is proton, neutron, electron and crouton”
"Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons" is a joke that was printed in Boys' Life in April 1987. "Crouton" sounds like it belongs with the…
“The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs”
"The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs" is a saying that has been popularized by Arthur Bloch, the compiler of the "Murphy's Laws" books. Bloch wrote in 1983…
“The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!” (tongue twister)
"The batter with the butter is the batter that is better" is a tongue twister that was posted on the newsgroup fido7.ru.english on March 11, 1998. The tongue twister is similar to the…
“The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water…”
"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "RT…
“The best band name is ‘Free Beer’”
The best band name is often said to be "Free Beer." Who wouldn't show up for a bar band called "Free Beer"? "Free Beer" was actually the name of a bar band in…
“The best beer in a homebrewed batch is the last one you drink”
"The best beer in a homebrewed batch is the last one you drink" means that the last drink has been conditioned longer and will taste the best. "One of the remarks I've heard…
“The best day…two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine”
Sometimes a candy vending machine fails to return a candy bar. Sometimes the vending machine returns two candy bars. "Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to push yourself away from the table”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. "Which brings to mind the advice often…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to shake your head back and forth no (more food)”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. “'The best exercise I know of,'…
“The best fertilizer is the gardener’s shadow”
"the best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow" is a popular gardening proverb that's often said to come from China. However, a direct Chinese source is not known. "Our…
“The best house wine is on the house”
A "house salad" is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It's not a salad that's "on the house" (free). House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in…