“Tequila is just dream-flavored water”
"Beer/Tequila is just dream-flavored water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I love me some 'Dream-flavored water'!" -- tequila -- was posted on…
“Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I”
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
“Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I”
"Tequila is nasty, but after a couple of shots so am I" (or "Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila…
“Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the lime & other times you need to go the fuck home”
Some people can take a few tequila shots, while other people can't. This was posted on Twitter by EmotionallyBoujee on May 31, 2019: "Tequila shots are so funny, sometimes you need the…
“Tequila shots because it’s Mexico somewhere”
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
“Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers’ beds since 1521”
"Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers' beds since 1521" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila! Helping people wake up in stranger's…
“Tequila! Because beer isn’t fast enough!”
"Tequila! Because beer isn't fast enough!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters. A pretty woman (with one fallen dress strap) is shown in the poster, indicating that…
“Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?”
"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on…
“Tequila. Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat”
"Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat" (or "Tequila. Fiesta. Siesta. Repeat" or "Fiesta. Siesta.Tequila. Repeat") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "San…
“Thank God It’s Fermented” (TGIF)
"TGIF" originally meant "Thank God It's Friday," but there have been many other meanings for the letters. "Thank God It's Fermented" is an alcohol version…
“Thank you, Cheese Nips, for being a delicious cracker & not the name of a strip club in Wisconsin”
Cheese Nips is the name of a cheese-flavored cracker. The product has nothing to do with nipples, but there are jokes. "Thank you, cheese nips, for being delicious crackers and not the name of…
“Thank you, craft beer, for making my alcoholism seem like a neat hobby”
"Thank you, craft beer, for making my alcoholism seem like a neat hobby" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts and ecards. The original line -- with "micro…
“Thanks a melon” (thanks a million + melon)
"Thanks a melon" (thanks a million & melon) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Thanks a melon" was posted on the newsgroup rubberstamps on July 1, 1998.…
“Thanks to Millennials I now have to specify if I want my coffee hot or cold”
"Coffee" has almost always meant "hot coffee," and "iced coffee" is "cold coffee." However, "coffee" orders now require the information…
“Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won’t be necessary”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“Thanksgiving calories don’t count”
"Thanksgiving calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thanksgiving dinner is an important part of the holiday. "Calories don't count…
“Thanksgiving dinner eating takes 12 minutes, which coincides with halftime”
American humorist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) wrote in her syndicated newspaper column in November 1988 about Thanksgiving dinner: "Do men ever really appreciate what women have to go through to…
“Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It’s like an orgy that’s rated G”
"Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It's like an orgy that's rated G" was published in 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches (1984) by Robert Orben. The Thanksgiving…
“Thanksgiving Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants”
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants," American actor Kevin James joked. The quotation has been printed on many images and has been included in many Thanksgiving quotation…