“Oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes”
Preheating an oven might take 12-15 minutes. To many people, these minutes seem long. "Idk about y'all, but I think oven preheat minutes are longer than microwave minutes..." was…
“Overacheeser: One who has whey exceeded expectations”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“Overacheeser: Someone who adds or eats more cheese than expected”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“Overbrewing tea has a steep penalty”
A "steep" penalty means a great (large and significant) penalty. This has nothing to do with "steeping," but there are jokes. "TG there's a steep penalty to be paid…
“Overeaters Anonymous hotline. Call 888-888-8888”
The number "8" sounds like the word "ate." "As it turns out, (888) 888-8888 is a 'proxy used to hide telemarketers.' It really should be for Overeaters…
“Overheard someone call Diet Coke a ‘fridge cigarette’ and nothing’s been more true to me since”
"Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, Diet Coke gives you a hit of caffeine, but it's bad for you like the nicotine hit of…
“Overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ‘Well, that was a soup-rise!’”
"Surprise" shouldn't be confused with "soup rise," but there are jokes. "overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ''Well, that was a…
“Overweight is something that sort of snacks up on you”
"Overweight is something that sort of snacks up on you" was cited in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in September 1974 and credited to Kirk Kirkpatrick (probably…
“Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again”
"Owning dogs is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves again" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the dog will want to eat some…
“Oyster crackers are like animal crackers of the sea”
Oyster crackers are small, salted crackers, often served with oyster stew and clam chowder. Oyster crackers are not made of oysters and are not shaped like oysters. Animal crackers are crackers…
“Oyster crackers are technically animal crackers”
Oyster crackers are small, salted crackers, often served with oyster stew and clam chowder. Oyster crackers are not made of oysters and are not shaped like oysters. Animal crackers are crackers…
“Oyster crackers are the worst of all the animal crackers”
Oyster crackers are small, salted crackers, often served with oyster stew and clam chowder. Oyster crackers are not made of oysters and are not shaped like oysters. Animal crackers are crackers…
“Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms”
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)oy, int. (and n.)Etymology: Yiddish oy, an outcry or exclamation of surprise, joy, dismay, or horror.Esp. in Jewish usage: expressing surprise,…
“Oysters are such bullshit. You want me to eat this rock? ‘No! See, it’s got a horrible slug inside.’ Fuck off”
Many people do not like to eat oysters. Oysters seem. to them, to be like slug encased in a rock. This was posted on X/Twitter by haptic torture module on March 19, 2021 (the account no longer…
“Oysters have always been on my shuck-it list”
Some people have a "bucket list," but what about a "shuck-it list"? "The Hot Oyster added to the 'Shuck-it List' today is the Wallace Bay" was posted on…
“Packed like sardines”
Since at least the 1900s, passengers on New York City's trains have been described as "packed like sardines." Sardines are packed together tightly in cans, with little space…
“Paid all my bills for the month. Does anyone have any good recipes with water?”
"Paid all my bills for the month. Does anyone have any good recipes with water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has no money left for food.…
“Paid my bills for the month. Anyone have any good recipes for water?”
Many people pay their monthly bills and have little money left over, even for food. "I am so broke, I could really need some good recipes for water..." was posted on Twitter by n y r r r…
“Paint the town red”
Entry in progress -- B.P. (Oxford English Dictionary)paint, v.transitive. colloq. (orig. U.S.). to paint the town (red) (and variants): to enjoy oneself flamboyantly; go on a boisterous or…
“Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair”
"Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Pairing wine is easy! Me + a glass of wine = a pair 🍷" was posted…