“Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pancake Day really crêped up on us”
Pancake Day is SHrove Tuesday. "Pancake Day really crêped up on us" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Pancake Day already? That's Creped up on us…
“Pancake jokes are for tossers”
Pancake jokes are popular on Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday). There are many pancake puns about pancake jokes. "My dog told me that my pancake jokes are as flat as the pancakes themselves"…
“Pancakes are just boneless waffles”
"Pancakes = Boneless Waffles" was was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2013. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones. Perhaps the…
“Pancakes are just morning pizzas”
Pancakes have been called the morning or breakfast version of pizza. "Pancakes are just morning pizzas with syrup instead of cheese...brilliant move, whoever!" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pancakes are my alter-Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad”
"Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad" is a jocular one-liner about salad that has been printed on many images. "PANDAS -- proof that you can go vegan and…
“Panic buying ice cream & tinned fruit? Are you planning to self isolate for a month of sundaes?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to quarantine in their homes, possibly for "a month of Sundays" (a very long time). A joke was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man…
“Pap Shmear, one of the lesser known bagel toppings in New York”
A "pap smear" has nothing to do with a "schmear" (or "shmear"), but there are jokes. Sometimes the "pap" stands for "papaya," "paprika"…
“Papayas imply the existence of mamayas”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "One of the other lecturers just made a pun about plants-- 'papaya and mamaya!' Har har har. Kill me…
“Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves”
A "paper jam" is not a food, but there are jokes. "Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments" was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. "paper jam is…
“Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette”
"Baguette" sounds a bit like "bag it." A pun is: "Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don't care. Just baguette." "Also french? here is a joke: French…
“PAPER PLATES AIN’ GOT SHIT TO DO WIT’ STRUGGLE. WE JUST DON’T LIKE WASHIN’ DISHES. HELL…. WISH WE CAN USE PAPER POTS TOO”
Many people eat from paper plates because they're poor. “You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate” is a saying. However, some people use papers plates only because…
“Paper plates ain’t got nothing to do with struggling. I just don’t like washing dishes. I wish I could use paper pots too”
Many people eat from paper plates because they're poor. “You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate” is a saying. However, some people use papers plates only because…
“Paper straws become an ingredient in your drink after you take 2 sips”
Many people believe that paper straws do a very poor job of the task they were designed to perform. After just a few sips, the straws often become soggy and sometimes break into the drink.…
“Paper straws that come in a plastic wrapper are canceling itself out”
Some areas banned plastic straws to protect the environment, but the paper straws were wrapped in plastic. "I love how these paper straws appear to come in a plastic wrapper" was posted…
“Paper towel is just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“Paper towels are just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“Paratha rolls not gender roles”
"Paratha rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Paratha rolls not gender roles" was a sign at the Aurat (women's) March in…