“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”

“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon” is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. “RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” was posted on Twitter by Alex on August 20, 2012. This version probably originated on an ecard.
   
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” was posted on Twitter by KAT on May 31, 2013. “Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon as a kid” was posted on Twitter by Lee Abbott on June 20, 2013. “Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon….” was posted on Twitter by Thomas Chouinard on June 21, 2013.
 
“Spilling a beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of loosing a balloon” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 10, 2014. “Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon” was posted on Twitter by Ave Klein on March 18, 2015. “‘Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon’ — University of South Carolina, Columbia” was posted on Twitter by Yik Yak on June 24, 2015.
 
“Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go” is a non-specific version of the saying, and there is a coffee version and a wine version.
       
     
Twitter
Alex
@hedcrasher
RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
6:14 PM · Aug 20, 2012·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Chelsea Blanton
@ChelseaBlanton
Spilling a full beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon 🍺🎈 #truestory
11:58 AM · May 31, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
KAT
@KatZiva
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
5:44 PM · May 31, 2013·rowi for Windows Phone
     
Twitter
Keitan Hendry
@keitanhendry
Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.
2:10 AM · Jun 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
VPassalacqua
@passalaHENNY
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
12:16 AM · Jun 18, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Lee Abbott
@LeeAbbott2
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon as a kid
7:03 PM · Jun 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Sam Roulston
@SamRoulston
Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of your balloon.
8:28 PM · Jun 20, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Thomas Chouinard
@tchouinard3
Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon….
12:54 PM · Jun 21, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Kyle Cook
@kcook128
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon #sad
7:00 PM · Jul 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Professor Wasted
@ProfessorWasted
Spilling a full beer that you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
10:19 PM · Aug 13, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/TinnerMcgee November 10, 2014
Spilling a beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of loosing a balloon.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/fun_ky_chi_cken December 13, 2014
Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.
       
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of accidentally letting go of a balloon.
6:00 PM · Feb 19, 2015·Twitter Ads
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Overclass2 March 13, 2015
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
9:00 PM · Mar 17, 2015·Twitter Ads
     
Twitter
Ave Klein
@AveryKlein2
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon
10:32 PM · Mar 18, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon” — University of South Carolina, Columbia
8:39 AM · Jun 24, 2015·Buffer
     
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Nottus_Nomad June 30, 2015
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/MyBigHock December 20, 2015
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Kden133769 April 16, 2016
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon as a child.
 
Google Books
Title Spilling A Beer Is The Adult Equivalent To Losing A Balloon: Funny Beer Quotes Composition Notebook/Journal for Alcohol Drinking Gourmets to Writing (6x9 Inch.) College Ruled Lined Paper 120 Blank Pages (White&Black&Yellow Pattern)
Author Ethanol Broadcast
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2019
ISBN 1095475258, 9781095475256
Length 120 pages