“So dumb you need the recipe for ice” (food joke)
"So dumb/stupid you need the recipe for ice cubes" is a food joke that dates to at least 1983. The joke has been used in collections of Polish jokes and Texas A&M Aggie jokes…
“So far eating hasn’t filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I’m no quitter”
A jocular one-line saying about eating is: "So far eating hasn't filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I'm no quitter." The saying was posted on Twitter by Keith on September…
“So if vegan bacon is ‘facon,’ what do you call vegan duck?”
"So if vegan bacon is 'facon' what do you call vegan duck?" was posted on X/Twitter by Rob Pearson on October 7, 2018. "So if vegan bacon is called facon, is vegan duck…
“So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again”
"So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again" was posted on Twitter by Ben Schwartz on December 27, 2018. The tweet received over 69,400 likes. Related…
“So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven…”
"So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the clothes are in the oven and the last load of dinner is in the dryer... who says I can't multitask?" is a jocular saying that has…
“So you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?”
"You're telling me a crab ran this goon?" (or "So you're telling me a crab ran this goon?") is a joke on "crab rangoon" that has been printed on many images.…
“Soda water is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Soda water tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat”
"Soft taco, warm taco, little ball of meat. Happy taco, sleepy taco, eat, eat, eat" is a taco poem that has been printed on many images. "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.…
“Some days we need to drink our coffee strong, play our music loud and just get our stuff done”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Some days you make the coffee. Other days the coffee makes you”
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
“Some days you make the coffee. Some days the coffee makes you”
"Some days you make the coffee. Other/Some days the coffee makes you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats…
“Some days you’re the donut. Some days you’re the hole”
"Some days you're the donut, some days you're the hole" is a saying that has been printed on a Hallmark card. The saying is the same as "some days you win, some days you…
“Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine”
"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not all…
“Some herbs taste much better at Christmas. It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year”
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (1963) is a Christmas song that was recorded by singer Andy Williams (1927-2012). "Thyme" is a popular pun on the word…
“Some like carrots, others like cabbage”
"Some like carrots, others like cabbage" is allegedly a gardening cliché to show that people have different tastes. The supposed proverb is cited in print from only 2006. A Crop of…
“Some like it hot, some like it cold” (Pease Porridge Hot or Pease Pudding Hot)
"Pease Porridge Hot" (or "Pease Pudding Hot") is a children's singing game and nursery rhyme that was printed in John Newbery's Mother Goose's Melody (1760):…
“Some mornings it’s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Some mornings it’s best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck”
"Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Some mornings…
“Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen”
"Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen" is a cake saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Nundyrez on December 29, 2017. Twitter ♡ ⚰️…