“My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me, ‘Do you smoke or drink coffee?’”

A joke about stained teeth was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 23, 2020.
   
“My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me ‘Do you smoke or drink coffee?’ I said ... ‘I drink it.’”
 
That is, most people do not smoke coffee.
 
 
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Posted by u/jakethecake951 September 23, 2020
My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I said ... “I drink it”
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I said, “I drink it.”
10:06 PM · Sep 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Imtiaz Mahmood
@ImtiazMadmood
My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I said, “I drink it.”
7:42 AM · Sep 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
     
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Howard Farran
@HowardFarran
Patient: Why are my teeth so yellow.
Dentist: Do you smoke or drink coffee?
Patient: I drink it.
3:48 PM · Apr 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Rebecca Ryder
@rebecca_ryder21
My dentist said my teeth were stained.  He asked, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”.
I said, “I drink it”.
7:38 PM · Sep 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
     
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mariana Z
@mariana057
My dentist said my teeth were stained.  He asked, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”.
I said, “I drink it”.
9:24 PM · Sep 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Dick Political Prisoner
@BadEvilDick
My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I said ... “I drink it usually”
7:55 AM · Sep 23, 2021·Twitter for Android