“My body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“My body is a temple…to Dionysus”
"My body is a temple...to Dionysus" is a drinking saying that has been printed on ecards. "Well, you can always say that your body is a temple of Dionysus, and it’s always time to…
“My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out”
"My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The System comic has published this in comic form since at least…
“My body is not a temple. It is a thermos. For soup”
For some people, their body is a temple. For people who love soup, the body is more like a soup container. This was posted on Tumblr by foxaes on November 5, 2021, and it received over 61,000…
“My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do”
"My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Cydni Beer on December 11, 2020. There are…
“My body used to be a temple. Now it’s a combination of a liquor store & a Mexican restaurant”
"My body used to be a temple. Now it’s a combination of a liquor store & a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“My book club only reads wine labels”
"My book club only reads wine labels" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as tote bags, T-shirts and posters. Sally Beerworth, author of the book Updating…
“My boss phoned to ask how large my coffee mug is. It was a big weigh cup call”
"Wake-up call" sounds a little bit like "weigh cup call," so there are puns. "My GP rang to say that checking the heaviness of my coffee mug might solve the mystery of my…
“My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread”
Old, almost rotting bananas are often used in banana bread. "My brain isn't rotting, I'm saving it for banana bread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary. I don’t know what he season her”
"Season" sounds like "sees in." A joke was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic (and others) on July 29, 2014: "My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary. I don't know…
“My buddy just got a job in marketing with Kellogg’s cereals. His job is Raisin Bran awareness”
Kellogg's Raisin Bran is a popular brand of cereal. "Raisin Bran awareness" sounds like "raising brand awareness." "Social media can help in raisin bran…
“My cat is wondering why I keep cleaning my ice cream cone”
Cat lick themselves clean; people lick ice cream cones. "Your cat probably thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream cone" is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on January 26, 2016.…
“My chemistry teacher offered me a Pb and J sandwich. Hospital bill is pretty high”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich (PB&J) is popular in the United States. However, "Pb" is the chemical symbol for lead. "J" is an old symbol for iodine.…
“My chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt”
"A salt" sounds like "assault," and there are sodium chloride jokes that have been printed on many images. "Some one just threw a bag of sodium Chloride at me! That's…
“My church serves noodles at communion. We’re Ramen Catholic”
"Roman Catholic" has nothing to do with "ramen," but there are jokes. "The infamous Ramen Catholic Church, where they use noodles for communion" was posted on the…
“My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today”
"My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is getting the morning…
“My coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“My coffee looked at me this morning and told me, ‘Sorry I don’t do miracles’”
"My coffee looked at me this morning and told me, 'Sorry I don't do miracles'" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Even the coffee this…
“My coffee needs coffee”
"My coffee needs coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter Alex Chou@LXChouOn Monday mornings like this, I feel like my coffee needs a coffee.5:15 AM · Jul…