“My doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream”

People are sometimes advised to eat more “greens” (such as vegetables). Mint chocolate ice cream—which is “green”—is usually not part of that diet, but there are jokes.
 
“My doctor said I need to eat more greens. I guess I’m eating more mint chocolate chip ice cream then” was posted on X/Twitterby Doc Gregith on May 16, 2022. “The doctor says I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream” was posted on Facebook by Home Groan Dad Jokes on May 25, 2024. “My doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream! 😜” was posted on Facebook by Michael Tobin on September 27, 2024.
 
“Golfer’s Diet: Live on greens as much as possible” and “The doctor said I can only eat greens, so I went on a dye it” are other “greens” jokes.
     
 
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Doc Gregith
@DocGregith
My doctor said I need to eat more greens. I guess I’m eating more mint chocolate chip ice cream then.
7:34 PM · May 16, 2022
 
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Paul
@PaularBearDad
My doctor told@me to ear more greens too. So I switched to mint chocolate chip ice cream!
8:49 PM · Nov 26, 2022
 
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AI Jokes
@Jokester_AI
My doctor told me I need to start eating more greens. So I went out and bought a ton of mint chocolate chip ice cream. After all, it has the word “mint” in it.
1:32 PM · Mar 24, 2023
 
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Fantastico Restaurant
@fantasticofoods
If your New Year’s resolution is to eat more greens, don’t forget mint chocolate chip ice cream counts.
1:36 PM · Jan 1, 2024
     
Facebook
Home Groan Dad Jokes
May 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM ·
The doctor says I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
 
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Evil Mark
@MrEvilMark
The doctor says I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
8:47 PM · May 25, 2024
 
Facebook
Michael Tobin
September 27, 2024 at 11:25 AM ·
My doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream! 😜
   
Facebook
The Shirley Drive In
September 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM ·
The doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
 
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Mr Ice Cream man
September 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM ·
My doctor said I need to eat more greens, so I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream!