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"It’s impressive how quickly I can go from full to starving" is a one-line food saying that has been popular on Twitter. "It’s crazy how fast I can go from full to starving"…
"It’s margarita degrees outside" means that it's the right temperature to drink a margarita. That could mean that it's hot outside, but many people can drink a margarita in…
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
"It's not drinking alone if the dog is home" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I say it's not drinking alone if you have a cat on your lap and a…
Many people don't have the energy to cook and clean after they come home from work. "Hot take: You don’t hate cooking. You hate cooking after working, cleaning, and trying not to…
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A Diet Coke version of this meme was posted on…
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A wine/whine joke was posted on Twitter by joel…
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. This became a joke meme. "Legally, you can…
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are deep dish pizza jokes. "It’s pretty easy to make a deep dish pizza. It’s like a pizza cake" was posted on…
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
Many people love to eat dumplings. "We might be a little biased, but we're pretty sure life is just better when you're eating dumplings!" was posted on X/Twitter by 168 Asian…
"It’s that weird time of day when I don’t know if I need water, coffee, a cookie or to leave civilization and go live amongst the woodland creatures" was posted on Twitter by…
"Hawaiian pizza" is a pizza topped with pineapple and either ham or bacon. "Prosciutto e melone" is an Italian dish of cured ham and melon. Many people find that the former…
"Hawaiian pizza" is a pizza topped with pineapple and either ham or bacon. "Prosciutto e melone" is an Italian dish of cured ham and melon. Many people find that the former…
"Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness. She has happiness" was posted on Facebook by Mommy Likes Wine on December 30, 2018. The text…
"Jeet jet?" is New Yorkese for "Did you eat yet?" An appropriate response might be "No, jew?" (No, did you?) Rhode Island and other places claim "Jeet jet?"…