"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
A laparoscopic adjustable gastric band is a type of knot placed around the top of the stomach to reduce food consumption. "I have no desire to have a gastric band fitted. My motto: Waist knot?…
"Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake" was cited on Twitter on May 14,…
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…
"Pizza cake" sounds like "piece of cake," and there are lasagna jokes. "Lasagna is one of the easiest meals to make. It's a pizza cake" was posted on Reddit --…
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone" is a joke that as been printed on many images. TV Tropes Marshmallow Dream"Last night I…
"Pilaf" (U.S. spelling) is a rice dish that is spelled "pilau" in the United Kingdom, and, of course, there are "pillow" jokes. "I slept in a bed of rice last…
There's a difference between making curry "of" a lamb and making curry "for" a lamb. "I made a lamb curry today, but it preferred grass" was posted on Twitter by…
To say that someone is "toast" is to mean that someone is finished. That person is not literally toast, but there are jokes. "Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife.…
"Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams, people!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This morning I felt…
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "Often called 'Jewish hashbrowns,' potato latkes land on the table frequently during…
The term "laughing stock" has a pun: Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1975. "What do you get if you…
"Laughter is brightest where food is best" is a Irish proverb that has been printed on many images. "Ni geal an gaire ach san ait a mbionn an biadh. (Laughter is gayest where the…
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or gin. Whatever" (or "Some say laughter is the best medicine. I prefer gin") is…
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Lazy rule: If ice falls, kick it under the fridge" is a jocular rule about fallen ice cubes that has been printed on several images. "When ice falls on the floor from the crappy…
"Learn how to grow vegetables instead of electing them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "vegetable" can also mean a person in a vegetative state. "I…