“Lettuce is just crunchy water”

Is lettuce mostly water? "Torn lettuce is prettier, anyway. Even if is just 'crunchy water'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on November 7, 2001. "Favorite…

“Lettuce turnip the beet”

"Lettuce turnip the beet" (let us turn up the beat) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I’m a musical vegetarian. I always ask my girl to lettuce, turnip, the…

“Licorice is just candy jerky”

Licorice has been compared to beef jerky. "Liquorice is the new beef jerky" was posted on Twitter by Sherry on December 6, 2009. "Stale licorice is like candy beef jerky, difficult…