“I’m really tired of eating the same shit, but ain’t no new animals coming out”
"I'm really tired of eating the same shit, but ain't no new animals coming out" was posted on X/Twitter by Musically_Inclined on March 28, 2017. "I'm really tired of…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick’s Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear”
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’m respectfully devoting the day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear” (St. Patrick’s Day)
"I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’m running on coffee and bad decisions”
"I run on coffee and bad decisions" (or "I'm running on coffee and bad decisions") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm tired as hell,…
“I’m seeing way too many plus size vegans… ARE Y’ALL FRYING THE LETTUCE?”
"I'm seeing way too many plus size vegans... ARE Y'ALL FRYING THE LETTUCE?" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "I'M SEEING WAY TOO MANY PLUS SIZE VEGANS.…
“I’m sick of all these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I’m punching someone”
"I'm sick of all these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The line was posted on…
“I’m sick of vegans interrogating me about my eating habits. It’s like the spinach inquisition!”
"Spanish Inquisition" sounds a bit like "spinach inquisition," and there are jokes. "Nobody expects the Spinach Inquisition" is a pun on the famous "Nobody…
“I’m so addicted to coffee, I don’t sweat. I percolate”
"I'm so addicted to coffee, I don't sweat. I percolate" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...…
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider”
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" is a saying from the 1700s and 1800s, when horses were used for transportation (and eating the horse would be a last resort). "I'm so…
“I’m so hungry I could eat my own cooking”
"I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Back at base after a gruelling trip north. I'm so hungry I could eat my own…
“I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor”
"I'm so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka now comes in many flavors. "Remember when vodka…
“I’m somewhere between a donut and a juice cleanse”
"Somewhere between a donut/doughnut and a juice cleanse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is somewhere between doing something bad for the body and…
“I’m somewhere between a doughnut and a juice cleanse”
"Somewhere between a donut/doughnut and a juice cleanse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is somewhere between doing something bad for the body and…
“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”
"I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted on Twitter on April 11, 2012. TwitterGeneva…
“I’m starvin’ like Marvin” (Starvin’ Marvin)
"Starvin' Marvin" is a name that rhymes, like "Stormin' Norman." "Starvin' Marvin" was used in an ad in the Hartford (CT) Courant on May 1, 1952. A…
“I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice—I don’t know if I’m coming or going”
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice -- I don't know if I'm coming or going" is a popular joke. Viagra is trademarked with a first use of April 6, 1998. " The…
“I’m tired of eating the same shit. We need some new animals. I want a 6pc unicorn”
"I'm really tired of eating the same shit, but ain't no new animals coming out" was posted on X/Twitter by Musically_Inclined on March 28, 2017. "I'm really tired of…
“I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but the damn bottle won’t open!”
"I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but the damn bottle won't open!" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Is trying to get into the Christmas…
“I’m trying to kick dairy and now I’ve got the milk shakes”
"I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes" is a jocular one-line saying that was cited on Twitter on September 3, 2014. The joke started to become popular on…
“I’m using food in my magic act, crushing garlic, basil and pine nuts, then…pesto!”
"Presto!" should not be confused with "pesto," but a joke was posted on Twitter by FP Lamb on February 10, 2014: "I've started using food in my magic act. I start by…