“I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”/“Thank you. Two sugars, please”
“Manatee” (a large, fully aquatic, mostly herbivorous marine mammal) should not be confused with “man a tea,” but there are jokes.
“My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said ‘I’ve always wanted to get a manatee’ I said ‘That’s nice , no sugar please’” was posted on Twitter by RN. The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 25, 2018, Reddit—Dadjokes on June 4, 2018, and Reddit—Cleanjokes on May 26, 2020.
Wikipedia: Manatee
Manatees (family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, fully aquatic, mostly herbivorous marine mammals sometimes known as sea cows. There are three accepted living species of Trichechidae, representing three of the four living species in the order Sirenia: the Amazonian manatee (Trichechus inunguis), the West Indian manatee (Trichechus manatus), and the West African manatee (Trichechus senegalensis). They measure up to 4.0 metres (13.1 ft) long, weigh as much as 590 kilograms (1,300 lb), and have paddle-like flippers. The etymology of the name is dubious, with connections having been made to Latin “manus” (hand), and to a word sometimes cited as “manati” used by the Taíno, a pre-Columbian people of the Caribbean, meaning “breast”.
Twitter
RN
@upminster13
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals
She said “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee”
I said” That’s nice , no sugar please”
7:11 AM · Dec 21, 2015·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter March 25, 2018
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
Twitter\
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.” I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.” https://ift.tt/2pDIxRI
7:11 PM · Mar 25, 2018·IFTTT
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter June 4, 2018
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.” I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.” https://ift.tt/2J6RbUu
6:20 AM · Jun 4, 2018·IFTTT
Twitter
SevenfoldX
@SevenfoldX2
My girlfriend and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.” I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.” #lamejoke
12:08 AM · Nov 17, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter May 26, 2020
My wife and I were talking about people owning strange animals and she said, “I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”
I said, “Thank you very much, I’ll have it with milk and two sugars please.”