“I wanna guac and roll all night, and patty every day” (guacamole burger)
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“I wanna guac and roll all night, and salsa every day”
"I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day" is a lyric in the song "Rock and Roll All Nite" (1975) by the American heavy metal band KISS. "@Miranda_Lambert I…
“I WANNA STOP DRINKING but I realized the owner of the liquor store gotta family to feed”
"I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the…
“I want a deduction stove that cooks food by logically entailing it from a set of premises”
There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves. "induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves" was posted on Twitter by "no earthquake (real wife geist)" on…
“I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake”
"I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake" was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on March 24, 2024, and this received over 99,000…
“i want a small, tasteful wedding. no family. no friends. no bride, just me eating a big cake”
"I want a small, tasteful wedding, no family, no friends, no groom, just me eating a big cake" was posted on X/Twitter by trash jones on March 24, 2024, and this received over 99,000…
“I want abs, but I want ice cream more”
"I want abs, but I want ice cream more" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. I want abs, but I need…
“I want abs…olutely all of this guac”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the bacon”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the cookies”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the donuts”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the food”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the pizza”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want abs…olutely all the tacos”
Many people say they want "abs," but are not willing to exercise to get it. "I want abs...olutely all the tacos" and "I want abs...olutely all the pizza" and similar…
“I want food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I’m basically a puppy”
"I want food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I'm basically a puppy" (or "All I want is food, cuddles, attention and exercise. I'm basically a puppy") is a jocular…
“I want fresh ice cubes! None of that frozen shit!”
"Fresh not frozen" might be a food preference, but this does not apply to ice cubes. However, there are jokes. "I want fresh ice cubes! None of that frozen shit! Lol! RT" was…
“I want hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing… COFFEE”
"I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE!" (or "I want hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE") is a jocular coffee saying that has been…
“I want my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test”
Some people want coffee so strong that it shows up in drug tests. This is just a joke, since caffeine is usually not the subject of drug testing. "'How strong do you like your…
“I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody stripped of their Olympic gold medal”
Some people want coffee so strong that it shows up in drug tests. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward Durham on May 30, 2024: "I want my coffee so strong it would get somebody…