"I want a deduction stove that cooks food by…

There are induction stoves, but no deduction stoves.

“induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves” was posted on Twitter by “no earthquake (real wife geist)” on April 9, 2021. “the existence of induction stoves implies the existence of deduction stoves” was posted on Twitter by jimundlukas on May 7, 2022. “induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves” was posted on Twitter by Swamp Yankee on November 6, 2022. “Doesn’t the existence of induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves” was posted on Twitter by Jess Row on February 10, 2023.

“forget induction stoves. I want a deduction stove that cooks food by logically entailing it from a set of premises” was posted on Twitter by Hane Maung on January 14, 2023.

Wikipedia: Induction cooking
Induction cooking is performed on an electric stove using direct induction heating of cooking vessels, rather than relying on indirect radiation, convection, or thermal conduction. Induction cooking allows high power and very rapid increases in temperature to be achieved: changes in heat settings are instantaneous.

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HB O’Neill, PhD 🇺🇦
@Permafrostee
I’ve heard of an induction stove, but what about a deduction stove? #phdchat #jokes #phdlife
9:51 AM · Nov 10, 2015

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A Kim
@typicalkimmel
induction stoves are logically fallible, that’s why i only use deduction stoves
4:24 PM · Mar 10, 2021

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no earthquake (real wife geist)
@no_earthquake
induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves
4:29 AM · Apr 9, 2021

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Natalie Brender
@NatalieBrender
Appliance shopping today, I learned it’s possible to buy an induction stove. No. I want a deduction stove, one that solves riddles and mysteries. Like ‘what’s for dinner?’.
12:39 AM · Jul 19, 2021

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jimundlukas
@jim___lukas
the existence of induction stoves implies the existence of deduction stoves
11:33 AM · May 7, 2022

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Swamp Yankee
@ndwpdx
induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves
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eigenrobot
@eigenrobot
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Nov 6, 2022
i dont know how they work but i know induction stoves are un-american
9:30 PM · Nov 6, 2022

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Hane Maung
@HaneMaung
forget induction stoves. I want a deduction stove that cooks food by logically entailing it from a set of premises.
7:50 AM · Jan 14, 2023
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Jess Row
@row_ie_argument
Doesn’t the existence of induction stoves imply the existence of deduction stoves
9:57 AM · Feb 10, 2023

“I want a deduction stove that cooks food by logically entailing it from a set of premises”