“I need a glass of wine. Or a bottle. Or a winery in Italy”
"I need a glass of wine. Or a bottle. Or a winery in Italy" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a glass of wine. Or a bottle. Or a winery would be…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of vodka”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
“I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of wine”
"I need a hug, or a good cry. Or both, maybe a bottle of beer/vodka/wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a hug, or a good cry, or both, or maybe a bottle…
“I need a hug…e bottle of wine”
"I need a hug...e bottle of wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 20, 2014. TwitterBrandy Sanchez…
“I need coffee & you need a shut the fucupcake”
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…
“I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of Scotch”
"Glasses" can mean eyeglasses, but it can also mean drinking glasses. "I've been writing for 40min and my head is spinning already. I think I need glasses. two glasses. of…
“I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does”
"I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth wakes up before my brain does" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I need my coffee because sometimes this mouth…
“I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing… COFFEE!”
"I need some hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE!" (or "I want hot, steamy, earth shattering, mind-blowing... COFFEE") is a jocular coffee saying that has been…
“I need that kinda coffee that’s so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“I need to find a hobby that doesn’t include eating or buying things”
"I need to find a hobby that doesn't include eating or buying things" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I need to find a hobby…
“I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to "socially distance" themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat. "I need to social…
“I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator so I can flatten my curve”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many to "socially distance" themselves from others. However, quarantines caused many people to stay at home and get fat. "I need to social…
“I need to start buying condiment colored shirts”
Many people get ketchup or mustard on their shirts, and the stains can be difficult to remove. "I need to start buying condiment colored shirts" was posted on Twitter by Jawbreaker on…
“I need vitamin Cash”
"I need vitamin Cash" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to be "I need vitamin C," with the letters "ash" written smaller. "I…
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes”
The comic actor W. C. Fields (1880-1946) was known for drinking alcohol. He allegedly said that he didn't drink water because "that's the stuff that rusts pipes." Fields was…
“I never drink. I just disinfect internal injuries”
"I never drink. I just disinfect internal injuries" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'I never drink, I just disinfect internal injuries'. #quote…
“I never eat in a restaurant that’s over a hundred feet off the ground and won’t stand still”
"I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still," wrote The New Yorker contributor Calvin Trillin in his book, American Fried…
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee”
"I never laugh until I've had my coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from the movie No Man of Her Own (1932), where the character "Babe"…
“I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use alcohol-based sanitizers on their hands. "I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my…