“I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse”
"Overdoughse" (overdose + dough) is a jocular word to describe what might occur from eating too much cookie/pizza dough. "Approaching cookie overdoughse" was posted on Twitter…
“I ate too much Middle Eastern food and now I falafel”
"Falafel" sounds like "feel awful," prompting the pun: "I ate too much Middle Eastern food and now I falafel." "Clever pun. Now I falafel" was cited in a…
“I bake because punching people is frowned upon”
"I bake because punching people is frowned upon" is a baking saying that has been printed on many images. "I Bake Because Punching Is Frowned Upon" was posted on Twitter by Sian…
“I be drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is”
"drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is" was posted on Twitter by farah mynaf ☾ on March 11, 2022. The tweet went viral and received over 218,000…
“I be ripping the drawls off them banana nut muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I be ripping the drawls off them blueberry muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I be ripping the drawls off them chocolate muffins”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I be ripping the drawls off them Reese’s cups”
A joke has it that someone loves a food so much that the person will be ripping the "drawls" off (or "drawers," a term used for the underwear on a person, and for the paper…
“I beat anorexia”
"I beat anorexia" -- that is, the speaker is not thin -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I beat anorexia" -- a literal use -- was a segment on…
“I believe in front left burner supremacy” (stove meme)
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“I believe in front right burner supremacy” (stove meme)
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…
“I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on their birthday cakes”
When firefighters have a brithday and have to blow out the fire (the candles on a birthday cake), do they like this or not? "I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on…
“I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish”
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter…
“I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you”
This birthday cake thought was posted on X/Twitter by Little Greenis on December 29, 2015, and received over 4,800 likes: "I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're…
“I bet when cannibals go on a diet they order the chef salad”
"Chef salad" is salad prepared by a chef (or according to a chef's directions). "Chef salad" doesn't contain any chefs as an ingredient, but there are several cannibal…
“I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread”
“The greatest thing since sliced bread” is a popular expvession, but what about the invention of the knife? "I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing…
“I bet when the first knife was invented, people thought it was the greatest thing since torn off chunks of bread”
“The greatest thing since sliced bread” is a popular expvession, but what about the invention of the knife? "I bet when knives were invented people thought they were the greatest thing…
“I bought a 12 year old scotch. His parents weren’t pleased”
There's a difference between "buying a 12 year old (bottle of) scotch" and "buying a 12 year old (person) scotch." A joke was posted on Twitter on January 25, 2013:…
“I bought a knife that can cut through four loaves of bread at once. It’s a four loaf cleaver”
"Four loaf cleaver" is a spoonerism for "four leaf clover." The jocular "four loaf cleaver" has been cited in print since at least 1948 and 1957. Newspapers.com25 June…
“I bought a pancake, but I was rather disappointed. It tasted nothing like a pan”
Pancakes aren't made of pans, but there are jokes. "I bought a pancake but had to take it back to the shops.... Didn't taste anything like a pan" was posted on Twitter by 3AM on…