“Hush puppies are just redneck falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hush puppies are just Southern falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hydrate to dominate”
"Hydrate to dominate" (or "hydrate 2 dominate") is a slogan to remind people -- especially athletes -- to drink more water. "Hydrate to dominate!" has been cited in…
“Hydration Tip: Drinking 1 gallon of water a day helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated my friends!”
"Drinking a large amount of water everyday helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated" is a jocual saying that has been printed on many…
“Hydro Flasks with straw lids are just adult sippy cups”
A Hydro Flask (often written as "hydroflask") has been compared to a sippy cup. "I don't like to complain much but my hydroflask is a literal sippy cup & it's not…
“Hydroflasks are just sippy cups for adults”
A Hydro Flask (often written as "hydroflask") has been compared to a sippy cup. "I don't like to complain much but my hydroflask is a literal sippy cup & it's not…
“i 8 sum Pi…and it was delicious” (math joke)
"√(-1) 2³ ∑π" ("i 8 sum Pi" or "I ate some pie") -- often followed with "and it was delicious" -- is a math joke that has been printed on T-shirts.…
“I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere”
"Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a "blood orange," and some have suggested there must be a "crip orange." "Got some…
“I accidentally swallowed some food coloring and dyed a little inside”
A popular pun is told about food coloring: "Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside." The joke…
“I accidentally typed, ‘That costs an arm and an egg!’ and left it instead of fixing it because that actually makes just as much sense”
Entry in progress -- BP Wiktionary: an arm and a leg Noun an arm and a leg (plural arms and legs) 1. (idiomatic, hyperbolic) Usually used after the verb cost, but also often charge, pay, and spend:…
“I actually have a lot of jokes about potatoes, I just don’t know where to starch”
Potatoes contain starch. "I would tell a joke about potatoes, but i don't know where to starch!" -- a pun on "where to start" -- was posted on Twitter by PUNS on October…
“I added some Friday to your coffee. You’re welcome”
"I added some Friday to your coffee. You're welcome" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee in the morning often motivates one to get through the day's work,…
“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the vodka open”
"I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka/wine open" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated…
“I almost had an ‘I need a guy’ moment, but then I was able to get the wine open”
"I almost had an 'I need a guy' moment, but then I was able to get the vodka/wine open" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated…
“I always call the second half of a sandwich I eat the ‘b side’”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“I always feel like I just passed my ‘Best If Used By’ date”
"I think I’m approaching my 'Best If Used By' date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A "Best If Used By" date usually applies to foods, not…
“I always get pickle and chutney mixed up. It makes me chuckle”
If you combine pickle and chutney, do you get the portmanteau word "chuckle"? "Morrison's dilemma of the Day: What's the difference between chutney and pickle? And if you…
“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee”
A "balanced breakfast" usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a "balanced…
“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee”
A "balanced breakfast" usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a "balanced…
“I always see adults pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway, and I’m like okay…”
"I always see adults pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway and I’m like okay one of us is doing it wrong and I think it’s you" and "Sometimes I see people pour a glass of…