"Cinnamon rolls” have been jokingly referred to as “synonym rolls” since at least the 1990s. Some jokes have it that all synonym rolls taste the same. "@drphilDONTEhue: So you think…
"Cinnamon rolls” have been jokingly referred to as “synonym rolls” since at least the 1990s. Some people use synonyms to describe them. "oooh…. looks delicious, delectable,…
"I make bad decisions when I’m drunk, but the sober ones haven’t been that great either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @briangaar: I make bad decisions…
"I make chocolate disappear. What's your superpower?" is a humorous line that has been printed on many gift items. "I can make chocolate disappear #lamesuperpowers" was…
"I make pour decisions" -- not to be confused with "I make poor decisions" -- is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I make pour decisions.…
Strong coffee can wake a person up, but the neighbors, also? "I make serious coffee -- so strong is wakes up the neighbors" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
"Trans fat" is different from "transsexual," but there have been several jokes. “I may be skinny but I identify as transfat" was posted on Twitter on November 27, 2014.…
"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet" is a humorous saying that's been printed on gift items such as T-shirts, buttons and coffee mugs. The saying is similar to an…
"I may forget a lot of things, but drinking coffee will never be one of them" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "These days I forget a lot of things but…
"I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll all want me then" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship probably comes…
"I mean, yeah, I could probably live without coffee, but I wouldn’t wish that science experiment on anyone" was posted on Twitter by The Real American Dadass on May 13, 2018. The…
“'This may be the wine talking' – Drunk Ventriloquist" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Steve on August 18, 2014. "I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to…
"Go on a date" doesn't mean to "go" (urinate) on a "date" (fruit), but there have been several puns. "Let's go on a date! I love urinating on fruit,…
"I miss my wife's cooking -- as often as I can" is a popular joke of uncertain origin. "I miss my wife's cooking — whenever I get a chance!" was cited in print in…
"I miss the 90s when bread was still good for you and nobody knew what kale was" is a saying that has been printd on many images. Many people like bread and hate kale. Authorship of the…
There's an irony that people use a driver's license to buy alcohol. "I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive" was posted on Reddit --…
"I must get up. My coffee needs me" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I should get up. My coffee needs me" was posted on Twitter on February 24,…
The country of Hungary should not be confused with "hungry," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Taylor Burkhalter on January 6, 2018: "I was home for Christmas and my…
"I need a coffee so strong that I forget my problems and possibly my name, too" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
"I need a coffee, a vacation, and a bag full of cash. That's all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. Thats…