“Hash browns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just breakfast tater tots”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"), which are often served at breakfast. "Hash browns are really breakfast tater tots" was posted on…
“Hash browns are just flat tater tots”
Are hash browns just flat tater tots -- that is, fried potatoes in another shape? "REALIZATION: mcdonald's hash browns are really enormous, flat tater tots" was posted on Twitter on…
“Hash browns are just goyish latkes”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Hash browns are just latkes for gentiles”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Hash browns are just socially acceptable breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hashbrowns are goyische latkes”
Latkes (often described as Jewish potato pancakes) have been compared to hash browns. "hash browns are just latkes for the goyim" was posted on Twitter by rob shostak on May 6, 2011.…
“Hashbrowns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hashbrowns are just breakfast tater tots”
Tater tots have been compared to hash browns (also spelled "hashbrowns"), which are often served at breakfast. "Hash browns are really breakfast tater tots" was posted on…
“Hasta la pasta” (hasta la vista + pasta)
"Hasta la vista" is Spanish for "see you later." Hasta la pasta” is a jocular rhymed saying with the same meaning that has been cited in print since at least 1988. Several…
“Hasta la pizza” (hasta la vista + pizza)
"Hasta la vista" is Spanish for "see you later." "Hasta la vista, baby" became a famous catchphrase of the movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), starring Arnold…
“Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya”
"Hasta la vista" is Spanish for "see you later." "Hasta lasagna" is a jocular saying with the same meaning that has been cited in print since at least 1993.…
“Haunted French pancakes give me the crépes”
"Haunted French pancakes give me the crépes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "French people give me the crépes" was posted on Twitter on April 5,…
“Have a piece of meat on your shin? That’s bologna”
"Bologna/Baloney" sounds like "below knee," and there are jokes. "What do you call a piece of meat stuck to your shins? Below-knee" was posted on Twitter by mason on…
“Have my doubts about this ‘smart water,’ considering how easily it’s captured and bottled”
Smartwater is sold by Glacéau (a subsidiary of The Coca-Cola Company) and consists of distilled water with electrolytes. There's a joke that was tweeted on February 6, 2012: "Today I…
“Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better?”
"Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was…
“Have you guys tried General Tso Tso’s chicken? It’s alright”
General Tso's chicken (a dish popularized in New York City) isn't called "General Tso Tso's chicken," but there are some "so-so" jokes. "I had dinner in a…
“Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese? The Hallouminati!”
"Hallouminati" (halloumi + Illuminati) is a jocular food portmanteau word. "I NEED cheese & I can't escape the feeling. Hallouminati want my mind, soul & my body. Cheesy…
“Have you seen the baked bean website?”/“I’ve only just got wind of it.”
A baked beans website pun is: Q: Have you seen the baked bean website?A: I've only just got wind of it. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
“Have you seen the new fruitcake website?”/“Yes - it’s my currant favorite!”
A fruitcake website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fruitcake website?A: Yes - it's my currant favourite! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March…