“Happiness is coffee on a fall day”
"Happiness is coffee on a fall day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by ѕaм on September 26, 2015.…
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky—and a dog to eat the rare steak”
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak" is a quote from American talk show host and comedian Johnny Carson (1925-2005) that has been…
“Happiness is when you realize that you have an unopened bottle of wine at home”
"Happiness is when you realize that you have an unopened bottle of wine at home" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is when you realize that you have…
“Happy Birthday to You…Chinese food!” (“Happy Birthday to You…cha-cha-cha”)
"Happy Birthday to You" is a popular birthday song. At the end of the verses, instead of "cha-cha-cha" (cited in print since at least 1959), some people scream, "Chinese…
“Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer”
"Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "happy people live longer...bacon…
“Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“Hard drinker? Drinking’s one of the easiest things to do”
People who drink alcohol are "hard" drinkers (as opposed to those who like "soft" drinks). A classic joke was printed in the New York City humor magazine Puck on September 18,…
“Hard seltzer is just millennial Zima”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for millennials”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
“Hard seltzer is just Zima for zoomers”
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
“Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but…”
"Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but break as soon as you put something inside them" is a taco saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or…?”
"Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life" is a jocular saying about cookie dough that has been…
“Has anyone else ever noticed that Mallomars are marshmallows backwards? Duhhhhh”
Mallomars are cookies, first introduced in 1913 by Nabisco, with a graham cracker base topped with marshmallow, and coated with dark chocolate. The chocolate melted in the summer, and the product…
“Has anyone got any tips on cooking asparagus?”
"Anyone got any Tips on cooking asparagus?" was posted on Twitter by Sam Poullain on February 7, 2011. "got any tips on cooking asparagus? :)" was posted on Twitter by mike on…
“Has anyone here ever drank a pint of tequila? I know it’s a long shot”
"Has anyone on here ever drunk a pint of Tequila? I know it's a long shot" is a drinking pun that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Ward on January 31, 2012. "A pint of tequila?…
“Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?”
Worcestershire sauce is something that many people don't use a lot of. "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a 2nd bottle of Worchestershire sauce ?" was posted on Twitter by Jason on…
“Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second jar of Marmite?”
Marmite is something that many people don’t use a lot of. "I lived under so many Prime Ministers, I'm on my second jar of marmite" was posted on Twitter by Geoff(Disenfrachised…
“Has there ever been a meat product that claimed it tastes like vegetables?”
Many food products made of vegetables claim that they taste like meat. However, is there a meat product that claims it tastes like vegetables? "They should have meat that tastes like…
“Hash browns are just a socially acceptable way to eat french fries for breakfast”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…