“Heart attack on a plate” (“Cholesterol on a plate”)
"Heart attack on a plate" (or "cholesterol on a plate") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a plate" is cited in print since at…
“Heart attack on a rack” (biscuits and gravy)
"Heart attack on a bun” (a nickname for biscuits and gravy) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a rack: biscuits and gravy" was printed in The…
“Heart attack on a stick” (“Cholesterol on a stick”)
"Heart attack on a stick" (or "cholesterol on a stick) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a stick" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos”
"Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos" (also "Body wants sex. Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Stomach needs tacos") is a taco saying that…
“Heat makes things expand, so I don’t have a weight problem. I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes…
“Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, also make a waffle”
"'Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle.' ~Scott Meyer" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: seattle.eats on June 14, 2001.…
“Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife”
"Little United Nations riddle, hot-foot from the delegates' lounge as the weary diplomats wend their way to points east: how is it possible to have (a) the best and (b) the worst of…
“Heaven is where the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German…”
The nationalities of Europe each have specialties. "Heaven" might be French cooking and "hell" might be British cooking. “Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are…
“Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to the kitchen I go. To grab a cup and fill it up. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho”
"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go" is a song from the animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to the kitchen I go. To…
“Hell for breakfast” (“Hell-bent for breakfast”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Dictionary of American Regional Englishhell-for-breakfast adv Also hell-bent for breakfast chiefly West Cf hell-for-leather adv, hell-bent for election adv phr 1,…
“Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry”
"Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry" is a one-line saying about hunger that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweetened tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…
“Help your friend on a diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn”
"Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn" was posted on Twitter by Kelkulus on May 2, 2013. That is, the loud air horn will possibly prevent the…
“Her: Let’s meet for a drink and see where it goes!” (joke)
A dating joke was posted on Twitter by He Called Me Greenhorn on January 25, 2021: Her: Let's meet for a drink and see where it goes!Me: It goes in your mouth, Jennifer. "See where it…
“Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee”
"Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Justine Chase Grey on July 9, 2009.…
“Here Comes Mister Softee” (1959)
The Mister Softee jingle brings back fond memories to many; to others, it's simply more noise pollution. It's been the subject of a recent crackdown by Mayor Bloomberg on noise. The soft…
“Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail”
"We don't hide the crazy. We parade it down the street" is a New Orleans Mardi Gras saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of the saying.…
“Here in the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it on the porch and give it sweet tea”
"We don't hide the crazy. We parade it down the street" is a New Orleans Mardi Gras saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of the saying.…
“Here’s a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don’t serve alcohol in prison”
"Here's a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don't serve alcohol in prison" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Here's a reminder before…