“Everything I cook turns to shit”
Reddit -- OnelinersPosted by u/jsradford April 25, 2021Everything I cook turns to shit
“Everything in moderation. Except bacon”
"Everything in moderation. Except bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Owtlaw: 'Everything in moderation.' #FreeAdvice // except bacon"…
“Everything in moderation. Except coffee”
"Everything in moderation. Except coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Everything in moderation... except coffee. And awesomeness. (via @heykolls)"…
“Everything tastes better on Friday”
X/Twitter CoCo @unhingebinge Everything tastes better on Friday! 9:08 AM · May 1, 2026
“Everything we eat is processed sunshine”
"Everything we eat is processed sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch reported in 2001 that an organic farmer sold T-shirts…
“Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti” (Italian actress Sophia Loren)
Italian actress and sex symbol Sophia Loren was profiled in Life magazine on August 11, 1961: "She eats everything in sight, washed down with red wine, and when teased about her appetite…
“Everything’s chicken but the gravy”
"Everything's chicken but the gravy (and that's chicken gravy)" is an infrequently used saying that has been cited in print since at least 1945, when it was included in the…
“Excuses don’t save animals”
"Excuses don't save animals" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Excuses don’t save animals. Going #vegan does!" was posted on Twitter by Mercy For…
“Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila. Your choice”
"Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol/beer/champagne/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine. Your choice" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and posters. "I keep getting exercise and extra fries mixed up" was cited on…
“Exercise? I thought you said extra rice”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra rice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@JinnoRufino I thought you said 'extra rice'. hahaha" was posted…
“Exercise? I thought you said extra slice”
"Exercise? I thought you said extra slice" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. Occasionally, however, the "slice" refers to food other than pizza.…
“Exercise…eggs are sides…for bacon”
"EXERCISE... exercise...exarsize...eggs are sides...for bacon!" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts and GIFs. "Exercise -> x-ar-size -> eggs are sides…
“Extra virgin olive oil implies the existence of extra Chad olive oil”
"Extra virgin" olive oil comes from the first cold press of the olives, but there are "virgin" jokes. Many people believe there should be "extra Chad olive oil" and…
“Extra virgin olive oil implies the existence of extra slutty olive oil”
"Extra virgin" olive oil comes from the first cold press of the olives, but there are "virgin" jokes. Many people believe there should be "extra Chad olive oil" and…
“Facebook just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Facebook removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead”
"Crazy fact #274: Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead" and "Fact: Drinking beer every day is healthier for you than being dead" and "Fun Fact:…
“Failed at making an omelet, so now I’m having scrambled eggs”
"Failed at making an omelet, so now I'm having scrambled eggs" is a jocular saying about preparing eggs that has been printed on many images. "Attempted to make an omelet this…
“Fairy tales are real. I drink a potion made from magic beans and it brings me back to life”
"Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life" is a jocular coffee saying that…