“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
“Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff. Isn't that what we've been doing the…
“Hamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg. Cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterKarl Sharro@KarlreMarksHamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg while cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg. I'll see myself out.5:36 AM · Jul…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a darker Hamburger Hurter”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Betrayer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Hamperer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Harmer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Hinderer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Master”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help”
"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed in many images. Hamburger Helper is a packaged food…
“Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies”
"Hamburger patties are really just meatloaf cookies" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 13, 2017. The saying quickly became popular on Twitter. Reddit -- Shower…
“Hamburgers are just meat Oreos”
Hamburgers have been compared to Oreos. Hamburgers are sandwiches with a meat filling, while Oreos are cookie sandwiches with a sweet crème filling. "Stuffed burgers are like meat Oreos, so…
“Hamburgers love classical music. They go to the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do we know that hamburgers love classical music?A: They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! The joke has been cited in print since…
“Han Solo’s diet mainly consists of protein and fat… But he allows himself one carb a night”
"Carbonite" sounds like "carb a night." A joke refers to the movie Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980), where the character Han Solo is frozen in carbonite.…
“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Hangovers are temporary. Memories are forever”
"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @jmpress: hangovers are temporary; awesome times with your friends…
“Happier than a bird with a french fry”
"Happier than a bird with a french fry" (or "Happy as a bird with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a seagull with a french…
“Happier than a seagull with a french fry”
"Happier than a seagull with a french fry" (or "Happy as a seagull with a french fry") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Happier than a bird with a french…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee/tea and a good book" is a saying that has been printed on many posters and coffee mugs. American cartoonist Charles M. Schulz (1922-2000) wrote the book…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…