“If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?”

“If you run/jog backwards, will you gain weight?” is a jocular question that has been included on many lists on one-line sayings. “If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?” has been cited in print since at least 1999.
 
   
SUPER HART’S JOKE COLLECTION PAGE 18
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CARLINISMS FOR THE MILENNIUM
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
   
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Humor
By Geoff Tibballs
New York, NY: Carroll & Graf Publishers
2000
Pg. 222:
f you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
 
Google News Archive
16 April 2000, New Straits Times (Malaysia), Style, pg. 5, col. 4:
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
 
Google Groups: comp.sys.ibm.ps2.hardware
Jim Hall
10/6/00
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If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
     
Lucas Forums
Elessar-Earfalas
12-21-2002, 10:10 AM
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
heh, this is just a funny thread for the swamp, to make some people laugh…
 
18 July 2006, Winnipeg (Manitoba) Free Press, “In the Doug house” by Doug Speirs, pg. A2, col. 1:
11) If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
 
Nabila Athooyaa
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
Posted by Nabila Athooyaa at 11:54 AM (February 15, 2012)
don’t think so you’re still running..