“Life itself is a classroom and the lesson is always love”
"The lesson is always love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) wrote in the book The Irrational Season (1977): "The…
“Life Lesson #843: ‘Analogy’ is NOT the study of buttholes”
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
“Life without geometry is pointless”
"Life without geometry is pointless" (or "Life without geometry would be pointless") is jocular one-line saying that has been printed on posters, T-shirts and ecards. The…
“Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?” (joke)
A school classroom joke has been printed on several images: LITTLE JOHNNY: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?LITTLE JOHNNY: But I asked first! The…
“Look to your right, look to your left—one of them won’t be here next year”
Harvard Law School has a legendary address given to incoming students: "Look to your left, look to your right, because one of you won't be here by the end of the year." Other law…
“Look, I’m all for coloring books, but connect-the-dots? That’s where I draw the line”
"Draw the line" is an expression to describe the limit of what a person will tolerate. It usually doesn't involve actually drawing a line, but there are jokes. "Show your kid…
“Make the little things count. Teach midgets math”
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The line -- without "midgets" -- is from the 19th century. "Makes…
“Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem” (homeschool)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings, and in unexpected homeschooling. "I think a lot of parents are going to find that teachers are not the problem!" was…
“Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since July”
"Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since August" is a jocular saying that has been made into an image. GK1932 commented: "Dumbass, you know Band Camp starts…
“Marriage is when a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her Master’s degree”
A frequently reprinted saying about marriage as an institution of learning was published in many newspapers in 1930: "Matrimony, says a writer, is an institution of learning. In which a man…
“Math—the only subject that counts”
"Math -- the only subject that counts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Mathematics - the only subject that counts" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems”
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. Twitter☽…
“Math is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Math is the source code of the universe. Physics is the anti-cheat of the universe”
Math is important for understanding many things. "The amazing language of the Multiverse is comprised of 1 - infinity. Math is the source code" was posted on Twitter by MKCULTRA on August…
“Math puns are the first sine of madness”
"Math puns are the first sine of madness" is a jocular line that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. "Mathematic puns are the first sine…
“Math student kicked out of class for too many infractions”
"Infractions" shouldn't be confused with "in fractions," but there are jokes. "I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions. Pun of the Day…
“Math tells us of the three saddest love stories…”
A math saying has been printed on many images: "Math tells us of the three saddest love stories: TANGENT lines that had one chance to meet and then parted forever. PARALLEL lines that were…
“Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence”
"Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence" is a jocular math saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 3, 2012. “Baseball is ninety percent mental, and…
“Mathematics is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…
“Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination”
"Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination" is a math joke -- the percentages add up to 150 percent, not 100 percent. The joke was printed…