“Learn, do, teach”
"Learn, do, teach" is one way that the learning process is made. "The 'learn-do-teach' cycle" was cited in print in 1977. It's not known who originated the term.…
“Learn, Earn, Serve”
"Learn, earn, (and) serve" is a slogan that has been used by the U.S. Navy (1943), by the Women's Army Corps (1944), by the Royal Canadian Navy (1959), by 4-H (1969), and by…
“Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher”
"Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher (via @BPDINOKC…
“Learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. Teachers should just start every lecture like…”
A joke about school earning was posted on Twitter by "evil slate" (later just "slate") on October 13, 2022: "learning is so boring unless it’s gossip. teachers should…
“Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned”
"Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Lessons in life will be repeated until they are learned.…
“Life and time are the two great teachers”
A popular saying has been printed on posters: "Life and Time are the two great teachers.Life teaches you the use of Time;And Time teaches you the value of Life." The saying was cited on…
“Life itself is a classroom and the lesson is always love”
"The lesson is always love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Madeleine L'Engle (1918-2007) wrote in the book The Irrational Season (1977): "The…
“Life Lesson #843: ‘Analogy’ is NOT the study of buttholes”
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
“Life without geometry is pointless”
"Life without geometry is pointless" (or "Life without geometry would be pointless") is jocular one-line saying that has been printed on posters, T-shirts and ecards. The…
“Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?” (joke)
A school classroom joke has been printed on several images: LITTLE JOHNNY: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?LITTLE JOHNNY: But I asked first! The…
“Look to your right, look to your left—one of them won’t be here next year”
Harvard Law School has a legendary address given to incoming students: "Look to your left, look to your right, because one of you won't be here by the end of the year." Other law…
“Look, I’m all for coloring books, but connect-the-dots? That’s where I draw the line”
"Draw the line" is an expression to describe the limit of what a person will tolerate. It usually doesn't involve actually drawing a line, but there are jokes. "Show your kid…
“Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck”
"Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Make the little things count. Teach midgets math”
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The line -- without "midgets" -- is from the 19th century. "Makes…
“Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem” (homeschool)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many school closings, and in unexpected homeschooling. "I think a lot of parents are going to find that teachers are not the problem!" was…
“Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since July”
"Marching Band: Making socially awkward kids feel accepted since August" is a jocular saying that has been made into an image. GK1932 commented: "Dumbass, you know Band Camp starts…
“Marriage is when a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her Master’s degree”
A frequently reprinted saying about marriage as an institution of learning was published in many newspapers in 1930: "Matrimony, says a writer, is an institution of learning. In which a man…
“Math—the only subject that counts”
"Math -- the only subject that counts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Mathematics - the only subject that counts" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Math is a drama queen. It can’t seriously have that many problems”
"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010. Twitter☽…
“Math is like love—a simple idea, but it can get complicated”
"Math/Mathematics is like love -- a simple idea, but it can get complicated" is a math saying that has been printed on many images. "Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get…