“A bowling alley is a pretty bad place to serve finger foods”
People at a bowling alley put their fingers into bowling balls. "The first rule of staying alive is NEVER, EVER EAT FINGER FOOD AT A BOWLING ALLEY" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009.…
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“A bowling alley is a pretty bad place to serve finger foods”
People at a bowling alley put their fingers into bowling balls. "The first rule of staying alive is NEVER, EVER EAT FINGER FOOD AT A BOWLING ALLEY" was posted on Twitter on May 5, 2009.…
“A boy who couldn’t see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday” (joke)
A pun about "senseless violence" is: "A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday. I told him there was no need for senseless violence.…
“A bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A bra version is: "A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says,…
“A bra walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A bra version is: "A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says,…
“A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version combines these jokes: . “A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,…
“A brain walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular joke involving a brain is: "A brain walks into a bar and asks for a pint of…
“A breakfast of champions means something entirely different to a cannibal”
"Breakfast of Champions" has been the slogan of Wheaties cereal from 1933. Menudo (a Mexican soup) has also been called the "breakfast of champions." To a cannibal, however,…
“A brew will see you through”
"A brew will see you through" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least March 2012. X/Twitter Emma Stickley @organdie84…
“A brownie is like an espresso of cake”
Espresso is more intense coffee, and a brownie is a more intense cake. American stand-up comedian, actor and writer Jim Gaffigan tweeted on March 31, 2014: "A brownie is like an espresso of…
“A bubble is a bull market in which you don’t have a position”
Dominic Frisby, of MoneyWeek, wrote in November 2009: "One of my definitions of a bubble is 'a bull market in which you don't have a position'. How many of those that say gold…
“A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends”
American money manager Barton Biggs (1932-2012) said in February 1996: "Bull markets are like sex -- they feel best just before the end." American investor Warren Buffett used Biggs'…
“A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones”
"A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 20,…
“A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that some Republican wants”
Alben W. Barkley (1877-1956), the vice president under President Harry Truman from 1949 to 1953, was the keynote speaker at the July 1948 Democratic National Convention. "What is a bureaucrat?…
“A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure”
"A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure" is a saying that has appeared on Internet lists since at least 1996. The saying is not entirely true, of course; many tenured bureaucrats are…
“A burger a day keeps the vegans away”
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a famous saying. Several sayings expressing what keeps vegans away have been printed on several images. "A rib a day keeps the vegans…
“A burp is just a fart that took the elevator”
"A burp is just a fart that took the elevator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 25, 1998: Q: What is…
“A burp is nothing more than a smart fart that took the elevator up”
"A burp is just a fart that took the elevator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 25, 1998: Q: What is…
“A bus is like a moving waiting room”
Various forms of transportation have been described as "a moving waiting room." "Traveling is kind of like sitting in a moving waiting room" was posted on Reddit --…
“A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business”
American automaker Henry Ford (1863-1947) ran a business that made lots of money, but he didn't view that alone as a measure of success. His Dearborn (MI) Independent newspaper column,…