“A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A version combines these jokes:
   
. “A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’”
. “A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, ‘I can’t serve you. You’re off your tits.”
. “A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. The barman says, ‘I can’t serve you because you’re off your tits and you’re looking to start something.’”
 
This was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 17, 2014:
 
“A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar. The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, ‘I’m not serving you! You’re obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they’re about to start something.’”
   
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] January 17, 2014
A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..
The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, “I’m not serving you! You’re obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they’re about to start something.”
   
Twitter
funnypic
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Jokes: A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar.. http://ow.ly/2D2nWT
6:35 PM · Jan 17, 2014·Hootsuite
       
Twitter
Rajendra Singh
@Rajendra
A bra, car battery and some jumper cables walk into a bar..
The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat… http://fb.me/17CsML6Ky
10:17 AM · Jan 18, 2014·Facebook
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Cheeky-burrito November 3, 2015
A bra and a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar…
As soon as they walk in, the bartender tells them to get out immediately.
“Why?” Says the bra.
“Because you’re off your tits, and your friend looks like he’s about to start something.”
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EmbraceThePing February 17, 2018
A bra, a battery and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar ...
The bra goes to get the drinks but the barman refuses to serve them. The bra asks why. The barman says “.. you’re off your tits and your mates look like they’re going to start something”.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Southern_Stranger November 21, 2019
(NSFW) A bra, some jumper cables and a battery walk into a bar…
They grab a table and sit down, so the bra says it’ll get the first round.
It goes up to the bartender and says “3 beers please mate”
Bartender replies “no way, you’re off your tits and your mates are going to start something”
 
Twitter
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@That1joke
A bra, some jumper cables and a battery walk into a bar
They grab a table and sit down so the bra says it will get the first round
He goes up to order and says, Can I get 3 beers?
The bartender replies No way man. Youre off your tits and your friends are going to start something.
10:01 AM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for Android