“A bra walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A bra version is:
“A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, ‘I can’t serve you. You’re off your tits.”
“Off my/your tits” means to be very drunk. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. “A bra walks into a bar. Bartender says ‘Thank you for your support’” was posted on Twitter on April 9, 2008. “A bra walks into a bar. Bartender says ‘We don’t serve bras in here.’ Bra says ‘But I brought my own cups!’ #dadumching” was posted on Twitter on December 6, 2010.
The joke often includes “jumper leads” also walking with the bra into a bar, and the bartender fears that someone “off their tits” will “start something.” “A jumper cable walks into a bar…” is a related joke.
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Corny joke.
Lea B
1/15/02
A bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar.
The set of jumper leads takes a seat at a table while the bra goes up to the bar.
The bra says to the barman, “G’day mate, 3 schooners of VB thanks.”
“Sorry mate”, the barman says “but I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” the bra says.
“You’re off your tits mate, and your friends look like they’re gunna start something.”
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Bra
ur_droll
1/17/02
A bra, a battery and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.
The battery and jump leads take a seat while the bra goes to the bar.
The bra says to the barman, “G’day mate, 3 pints of beer thanks.”
“Sorry mate”, the barman says “but I can’t serve you.”
“Why not?” the bra says.
“You’re off your tits mate, and your friends look like they’re gonna start something.”
31 January 2003, New Zealand Truth (Auckland, New Zealand), “The Porkbone Kid,” pg. 2:
A BRA and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar. “We’ll have three glasses of Lion Red,” says the bra to the barman. “No way,” says the barman. “Why?” asks the bra. “Because you’re off your tits and your friends look like they might start something.”
Twitter
Michelle
@TARDISinaTEACUP
@ThaJinx A bra walks into a bar. Bartender says “Thank you for your support.”
3:27 AM - 9 Apr 2008
Twitter
Mr.G
@MrG48
A Bra and some jump-leads went into a bar. Barman says I’m not serving u 2! You’re Off Your Tits and your m8 could well start something!
4:38 AM - 4 Jun 2010
Twitter
lydia_petze
@lydia_petze
Replying to @jumblejim
@jumblejim A bra walks into a bar. “Out,” says the bartender. “Why?” says the bra. “Because you’re off your tits.”
11:17 PM - 18 Jul 2010
Twitter
Aimee L. Salter NEW BOOK IN APRIL!
@AimeeLSalter
A bra walks into a bar. Bartender says “We don’t serve bras in here.” Bra says “But I brought my own cups!” #dadumching
1:50 PM - 6 Dec 2010
Twitter
Αaron Carson
@AaronJCarson
A bra walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bar man says “no your already off your tits”.
4:20 AM - 10 Mar 2011
Twitter
Anshul
@UntamedBachelor
A bra walks into a bar with two cups
3:54 PM - 5 Jun 2012
Reddit—Jokes
The Bra Joke
submitted June 21, 2014 by SolomonGomes
A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says “I can’t serve you, you’re off your tits”
Twitter
#NotAllAreTen
@_JustJoking
A bra walks into a bar and order two cups. #IsItDoneBefore?
1:23 PM - 27 May 2015
Reddit—Jokes
A bra and a pair of jumper cables walk into a bar…
submitted November 3, 2015 by Cheeky-burrito
As soon as they walk in, the bartender tells them to get out immediately.
“Why?” Says the bra.
“Because you’re off your tits, and your friend looks like he’s about to start something.”
Reddit—Jokes
A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.
submitted June 21, 2016 by AussieWaffle
A bra and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bra says, “Two whiskeys thanks, mate.”
The barman says, “Sorry, mate, you’ve had enough.”
“What do you mean, mate?” says the bra.
The barman replies, “Well you’re off your tits and your mate’s trying to start something!
Twitter
A bra and a set of jumper leads walk into a bar…
submitted February 14, 2018 by 13PandasDeep
The barman says, “Sorry, I can’t serve you.” The bra and jumper leads ask “Why not?” And the barman replies “Because you’re off your tits and you’re looking to start something.”