“What do you call a dad who’s fallen through the ice?”/“A popsicle.”
A popsicle does not contain a "pop" (dad), but there's a dad joke riddle: Q: What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?A: A popsicle. Authorship of the joke is…
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“What do you call a dancing pig?”/“Shakin’ bacon.”
"What's shakin' bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "What do you call a go-go-dancing pig? Shakin' bacon" is a riddle that was printed in the…
“What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?”/“A beer-a-cuda.”
A pun on the name of the barracuda fish is: Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A: A beer-a-cuda. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. Ceramic Tile Advice…
“What do you call a day old pastry?”/“Yesterdanish.”
A joke about the Danish pastry is: Q: What do you call a day old pastry?A: Yesterdanish. The joke was cited on Reddit on July 21, 2016. "#replacebeatlessongwithfood Yesterdanish" was…
“What do you call a deer that eats pickles?”/“A dill doe.”
A risqué pickle pun is: Q: What do you call a deer that eats pickles?A: A dill doe (dildo). "What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A DILL DOE!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a dental X-ray?”/“A tooth-pic.”
A dentist riddle is: Q: What do you call a dental X-ray?A: A tooth-pic. The "tooth-pic" ("tooth picture" and "toothpick") joke was posted on Twitter by ChaissonLemoine…
“What do you call a depressed cow?”/“An emoo.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you call a depressed cow?A: An emoo. "Emoo" is a pun on "moo" and "emo," as well as possibly "emu." The joke was posted on…
“What do you call a depressed salami?”/“Pepper-ennui.”
"Pepper-ennui" or "pepperennui" is a pun on "pepperoni." "WELCOME TO PAPA GIO'S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA'S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO…
“What do you call a dinosaur made of glass?”/“A Py-rex.”
Pyrex is a brand of glassware and kitchenware. The "Pyrex" name has also been used for for non-glass kitchen utensils and cookware. "Pyrex" has nothing to do with the…
“What do you call a dinosaur that teaches preschool?”/“A Montessaurus.”
Some Montessori school jokes involve a dinosaur called the "Montessaurus." "My friends want to send their kid to a Montessaurus school. Hey, the more children know about dinosaurs,…
“What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? “/“Tyrannosaurus Tex.”
The dinosaur Tyrannosaurus Rex has nothing special to do with Texas, but the name "Tyrannosaurus Tex" appears in riddles. "What do you call a dinosaur cowboy? 'Tyrannosaurus…
“What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?”/“Py-rex.”
Pyrex is a brand of glassware and kitchenware. The "Pyrex" name has also been used for for non-glass kitchen utensils and cookware. "Pyrex" has nothing to do with the…
“What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?”/“A leper-con.”
An Irish pun popular on St. Patrick's Day is: Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?A: A leper-con (leprechaun). The "leper-con" joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What do you call a disobedient kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?”/“A rebel without a Claus.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call a disobedient kid who doesn't believe in Santa?A: A rebel without a Claus. The pun is on the film Rebel Without a Cause (1955). The Santa riddle was…
“What do you call a Djinn with powers over pasta?”/“A Fettugenie.”
"Fettugenie" is a jocular portmanteau word that combines "fettuccine" and "genie." "What is Aladdin's favourite pasta? Fettugenie" was posted on Twitter…
“What do you call a doctor who is on call 24/7?”/“An oncologist.”
An "oncologist" is someone who treats cancer patients; the name sounds like "on-call-ogist." "Oncologist.................A Doctor who is always on call" was posted on…
“What do you call a documentary about trombones?”/“A slide show.”
A trombone riddle was posted on Twitter by Shamp Puns on November 17, 2014: Q: What do you call a documentary about trombones?A: A slide show. TwitterShamp Puns@ShampPunsWhat do you call a…
“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?”/“Carpet.”
A "carpet" should not be confused with a "car pet," but there are jokes. "Tumbled: 'If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?'" was…
“What do you call a Drosophila who likes to drink?”/” A bar fly.”
A "bar fly" is a person who sits at a bar (and is not an actual fly), but there's a joke: "What do you call a Drosophila who likes to drink? A bar fly." The joke was cited…