“Ghostbusters” (1984, 1989)
Ghostbusters (1984) was a blockbuster comedy film, directed by Ivan Reitman, with a script by and starring Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. Comic actor Bill Murray was the lead…
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“Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door”
"Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore. Scary witches at your door. Jack-o-lanterns smiling bright, wishing you a haunting night" is a popular Halloween saying that has been printed on many…
“Ghosts don’t get drunk, they get sheet-faced”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“Ghosts make great cheerleaders because they have lots of spirit”
Ghosts are spirits, but can they be spirit leaders like cheerleaders? "Q: Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? A: Because they have lots of spirit" was printed in the Tulsa (OK) World…
“Giant cannibals were soaking me in vinegar when I shouted, ‘Pickle someone your own size!’”
The word "pickle" doesn't mean "pick," but there's a pun: "Giant cannibals began to soak me in vinegar, I thought 'enough is enough.' 'Why…
“Giant Meteor—Just end it already” (jocular presidential slogan)
"Giant Meteor -- Just end it already" is a jocular political slogan that has been printed on many images. "Giant Meteor 2016: Just end it already" was posted on Twitter by…
“Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“Gig ‘em, Aggies!”
"Gig 'em, Aggies" (with a thumbs-up) is the yell at Texas A&M that was reportedly started by Pinky Downs ('06) before a football game with the Texas Christian University…
“Gin (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Gin and Tonic (noun)—magic water for fun people”
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Ginger ale needs its own holiday. It’s a stand alone beverage, works with most alcohols, medicine for any illness, a life coach…”
Ginger ale serves several functions to many people. This was posted on X/Twitter by Claude Kelly (the original tweet is no longer available) on February 10, 2018: "Ginger ale needs it’s own…
“Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger ale tastes best on an airplane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger ale tastes better on a plane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger ale tastes better on an airplane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“Ginger beer burps are the best burps”
Are beer burps the best burps, or is that just alliteration? "Ginger Beer makes the best burps" was posted on Facebook on Chelsea Kunkle by May 15, 2010. "I like root beer. It gives…
“Ginger is the spicy of the earth”
"Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
“Gingerbread is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Girl, are you a popsicle?” (joke)
"Are you a popsicle?" is the start of at least two different jokes. Popsicle sticks often have (mostly bad) jokes. "Are you a popsicle stick? because your jokes aren't…
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button…”
"Girls/Women are like phones. They/We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…