“Girl, are you a popsicle?” (joke)
“Are you a popsicle?” is the start of at least two different jokes.
Popsicle sticks often have (mostly bad) jokes. “Are you a popsicle stick? because your jokes aren’t funny…” was posted on Twitter on December 16, 2011. “Are you a Popsicle stick, cus you’re a joke” was posted on Twitter on November 8, 2012.
“Abby: ‘You’re such a popsicle. Ice cold, with a stick up your ass.’ XD” was posted on Twitter on March 15, 2010. “You’re like a popsicle: ice cold with a stick up your ass” was posted on Twitter on July 22, 2010. “Girl, are you a popsicle? ‘Cause you’re cold as fuck and you act like you have a stick up your ass” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 31, 2017.
Wikipedia: Popsicle (brand)
Popsicle is a North American brand of ice pop owned by Unilever, and a genericized trademark for any type of ice pop, due to its popularity and long-term use.
Twitter
Ally All Ova 🌺
@vrucvn
Abby: “You’re such a popsicle. Ice cold, with a stick up your ass.” XD
2:21 PM - 15 Mar 2010
Twitter
John
@determinato
Hahaha RT @6strinG_: You’re like a popsicle: ice cold with a stick up your ass
2:06 PM - 22 Jul 2010
Twitter
Anna Golden-Dukes
@AgDukes
Are you a popsicle, cause you got a stick up your ass #wordofpatrick
10:01 PM - 14 Dec 2011
Twitter
Blair Ezra
@Truth0rBLAIR
Are you a popsicle stick? because your jokes aren’t funny…
12:01 PM - 16 Dec 2011
Twitter
Brian Sonenstein
@bsonenstein
Replying to @eiflertower8
@eiflertower8 what are you, a popsicle stick with these jokes? get outta here
1:43 PM - 5 Nov 2012
Twitter
Emily Lindsay
@babygotnobaby
“Are you a popsicle? Because you have a stick in your ass!” #ShitHaileySays #GetOut @princesshaileyx
5:07 PM - 8 Nov 2012
Twitter
Em
@xxchillgirlxx
Are you a Popsicle stick, cus you’re a joke.
6:35 PM - 8 Nov 2012
Twitter
catherine
@idkcatherine
are you a popsicle stick bc your a joke. bdumm tssss.
8:19 PM - 18 Nov 2012
Twitter
kellyn
@kellynelise
are you a popsicle because you have a stick up your ass
9:36 AM - 17 Jan 2013
Twitter
☆ジェ二ファー☆
@jennifafafa
r u a popsicle stick? cuz ur a joke
12:47 AM - 22 Jan 2013
Twitter
natalie
@nataliegawlak
Are u a popsicle stick bc your a joke
11:41 PM - 7 Dec 2013
Twitter
Ally
@allyshea17
r u a Popsicle stick?
because you’re a joke.
3:12 AM - 1 Jan 2014
Reddit—Jokes
Girl, are you a popsicle?
submitted October 31, 2017 by KingKonchu
‘Cause you’re cold as fuck and you act like you have a stick up your ass.
Twitter
Jan Schill
@schill_jan
Girl, are you a popsicle?
‘Cause you’re cold as fuck and you act like you have a stick up your ass.
-from Reddit-
Reddit—Jokes
You must be a Popsicle ...
submitted November 18, 2017 by Futurist110
because you’re cold and you have a stick up your ass!